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1. Knowing a gnome. 2. Looking down a microscope and seeing a dentist. 3. Going to Naples in a rickshaw. 4. Having a rainbow. 5. Putting all potatoes in alphabetical order. 6.Holding off dotting the Is until the last possible moment. 7. Dusting one’s eyeballs. 8. Playing a mandarin. 9. Ambushing the Amish. 10. Sliding down a dog. 11. Pretending to be Jupiter. 12. Bubbles in Arizona. 13. Bisexual croutons. 14. Fizzy rockets. 15. Deaf beermats. 16. Not melting. 17. Wandering colanders. 18. Sele...

At the bu-bu-bu-bubbling b-b-brook I spied a b-b-b-brown-chested r-r-r-r-rook who rested b-b-beside me and s-said: "T-t-take that coin and m-m-make it pure!" N-n-nevermore has a n-n-night sky seemed like a f-f-fat reflection of C-C-Christ, G-G-Great and A-A-Almighty is Earth.

God is deaf. Man is blind. God is fat. Man is thin. God is full. Man is empty. God is dust. Man is ashes.

Dreck! Dreck! No mind for these jejune leftovers. Consult the tablets marked "brain food" and get wired man. Suddenly... a flash of inspiration! Cut to... Belated moans graveside from moribund E-generation hasbeens. These shafted arse-mutts are dead humankind flunkies to be fiddled in the bollock pouch of Lord Zeitgeist. Somewhere along the way they thought it was cool. Ginsberg did it man. Jesus, Hunter S. was totally frazzed when he went big! Problem is... they never had IT to begin with. J...

Grubby daddies congregate coffinside sucking dust burps from the revolving stains left by mother (interned). Mourners back buckle around 178 neon hearses pondering the significance of the number. Niles remembers how sad thoughts bubbled around her short-shorn ankle tights. Snivelling beacons shovel the soccer-faced old wench into the everlasting depths. This procession goes on and on until sunburned hopes, piddled through after sieves, collapse.