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During the recent G8 conference in St. Petersburg, an e-mail from President Bush to Condoleeza Rice was leaked; Dear Condi, Call the Israeli Prime Minister and tell him to stop firing missiles at Lebanon. Italy and France are giving me s#%t about it. This G8 summit is kicking my a$$. Tony Blair keeps suggesting that diplomacy crap. You know him and that funny British talk. :-? Hehehe...yesterday he said, "Bangers and mash" hehehe..."Bangers." That guy's funny - Oops, I'd better stop laughing,...

Oval Office White House 1600 Pennsylvania Ave Washington D.C., USA Dear George, Can I borrow $500,000? – I know what you’re thinking, “Hey, that’s a lot of money!” and “Who are you?” Let me explain: I am your 12th cousin 6 times removed. Hi, Cuz! Now I know what you’re thinking, “Prove it.” and, “Why should I give you money?” Well, you know your great-great-great-great-grandmother Rose? She’s my great-great-great-great-grandmother too! I know that’s not a lot to go on, but you’ll have to take...

Oval Office White House 1600 Pennsylvania Ave Washington D.C., USA Dear George, Can I borrow $324,945.03? – I know what you’re thinking, “Hey, that’s a lot of money!” and “Who are you?” Let me explain: I am your 12th cousin 6 times removed! Hi, Cuz! Now I know what you’re thinking, “Prove it.” and, “Why should I give you money?” Well, you know your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother Rose? She’s my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother too! I know that’...

"Plutoed" has been named word of the year by the American Dialect Society, "plutoed" meaning to demote or devalue something or someone. I have a few words of my own that I think they should have considered. "Snatchshot" n 1: term for a photo of a celebrity showing their crotch. As in, "Did you see Britney's snatchshot?" "Decider" n 1: a person with really bad judgment 2: one who makes poor decisions, against advice; see also : idiot, moron "Hiltoness" - n 1: a wealthy girl who is famous for ...