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AGE:
40
LOC: Palmdale, CA
GEN: Male
LAST LOGIN: November 19
LOC: Palmdale, CA
GEN: Male
LAST LOGIN: November 19
You should’ve read my profile before, it was totally unfathomable!
Here’s the truth about me;
My true name is Daniel Miller. I have been writing as long as I have been drawing; since I was 13 years of age. I was pretty much self taught until I went to college in 1999. I have earned a Bachelor’s degree in Fine Art, majoring in Character Animation. I’ve also completed courses Drama, Creative Writing, and Graphic Design.
Here are some of my cartoons/student films:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVw5QFGasa0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_qntZSnrAU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRA-5j_GSMI
Did I mention I’m great at stand up comedy and karaoke? Because I am.
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ANNOUNCER: Hello, everyone! And welcome to the first installment of NO, I'M NEVER GOING OUT WITH YOU! The show that takes unsuspecting marks, a.k.a. love nuisances, and puts them in their rightful place for not being able to take a hint... In front of national television. What we do is that we we put hidden cameras in the area surrounding our predetermined victim. Then, along with our victim's prospective, but never mea...
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This is going to sound -- funny to you, but I have always had this morbid curiosity about homeless women. Would you call it a fetish? I suppose you could. But whether it was a true fetish or not, I've gravitated towards empathising / caring more for them than I do women who have homes, kids, cars, jobs and what not. Is my affection for them simply because they are impoverished? Making me, (a man with low-self esteem) feel like I have more of a chance to "succ...
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Admirous is not a word in the English language. ENVIOUS is, but not admirous. Which is a shame, because I admire people more than I do envy them. Let's make that into a word, people! Start it out as slang.
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People say that Scorpios are sex addicts. I (being a Scorpio myself) think that is a gross exaggeration of our character. Sure I admittedly, like, cherish and appreciate sex. Who the hell doesn't? But being a liker of sex and being a sex addict are two different things. Of course we have our temptations, but we keep them to ourselves, because we are decent human beings. We're not freaks. If we are freaks, then Geminis are Uber- freaks. Virg...
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I used to be amazed at the fact that I have several friends that love me and always will, and yet simultaneously, I have (for lack of a better word) "enemies" who will never love me and will have nothing good to say about me. I pride myself in being a very agreeable person who can associate with practically anybody. The very concept of me not being liked had practically destroyed my faith in myself and humanity. I used to think, "Maybe it's because of my looks...
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Comedy? Sci fi? Both, I'm guessing. This could be developed into a Disney-type film. Or maybe the next big A-list comedian vehicle. Comedies are big money makers. I say continue developing this.
I was mostly intrigued by this piece in the beginning. Then the language got thicker and more confusing, which by the end, made me lose focus. Is this an expirimental piece to be made sense of by the end? Or does this piece have no ending, and would keep me wondering, "Okay, what was I supposed to be learning here?"
Very nicely written. I like the description of the facial expession Tom makes. I hope you can get whatever actor who plays him to do it exactly the way you wrote it.
Quite an interesting turn of events. I guess the Balaclava wearing men are ‘PCSO’s of a sort. But if not, who are they? I can see this playing well in the U.K. and perhaps with the right audience, in the U.S. So far, the scenes depict gruesome violence that may be an acquired taste to some. (C'mon... Fecal matter and rats eating body parts? When has that ever happened following a sneeze?) I was thinking this was a suspense drama, but now I might have to call it a horror comedy. Not necessaril...
“Okay, I will be up there after a bit,” he says, and hangs up. The most precious little boy I’ve ever seen, except for mine, of course. Sebastian introduces me to his son. “Hi Raven, this is Garrett.” An onslaught of waitresses surround Sebastian, cooing over the little boy in his arms. He is such a sweet and quiet baby... just a real joy to be around. Sebastian is there for about an hour, then needs to leave to go home and feed Garrett, so we say our good-byes. It is at this point I realize ...
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