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"Ahh" Billy sighed as he slumped onto the sofa after a VERY long Day. Billy, who is 5 years old, has been looking forward all day to watching his new favorite show "Senot Pepe Vs. Cluck Cluck The Wonder Chicken" He was too excited to eat breakfast that morning, and too hungry to play during morning recess. He has never watched "Senor Pepe Vs Cluck Cluck The Wonder Chicken" before because this is the first time it's on, but Billy just knows that it's GOING TO BE AWESOME! Just as he turns on th...

I'LL FLY AWAY Once upon a time, long long ago, there lived a beautiful young Robin named Rhonda. Rhonda lived deep in the Red Wood forest of California with her fathe Roger and her mother Randi Robin. Rhonda lived with them for a very long time until she was enough to go and find a home of very own. She had always dreamed of flying all over the country and building her own little nest, and finally the day had come. Her mother and father were sad to see their little Rhonda leave, but they kne...

Once upon a time, in the land that exists between the sun and the moon there was a magnificent castle made out of shimmering tears of joy. In this castle lived the King and the Queen of Mirth. Unlike most royalty they did not own any land, pass any laws, or have any servants. There one and only job was to ensure that laughter and joy continued to thrive and prosper in the world. You see, when you shed tears of Joy those tears hit the ground and flow until they reach the castle and join the ot...

The Autobiography Of Seamus O'Flannery So, you want to hear me story, do you know? Well, have a seat, make yourself comfortable. It's a bit of a tall tale, kind of a fish out of water story if you ask me. I swear on the grave of me dear sweet mum that this entire story is true, exceptin' the parts that I made, of course. I'll start with me name. I'm Seamus O'Flannery, but you can call me flannel on account of that being me favorite color and all. I stand 3 feet 11 inches tall, i I'm wearin' 4...

Fishing for fishes Nestled in the foothills of the fabulous Smokey Mountains is the tiny town of perfect Tennessee. Perfect is so small that it does not even exist on any maps. However, perfect is famous for it's "Pefect's Perfect Porches", and there is one man responsible for painting all of them. Peter Painter painted Perfect's, and everyone loved them. In fact people bought Postcard's of Perfect's Perfect Porches and sent them all over the world. Peter Painter was very happy that people lo...