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AGE: 23
LOC: Slidell, LA
GEN: Male
LAST LOGIN: July 08

An alien trapped in a man’s body, the FunktasticEnabler began his life by female dog-slapping the doctor after being physically assaulted-on the ass. He cried but no one fought for him. He realized at this young, impressionable age that he must fight his own battles or continue down the path of submission. He secured his very own copy of the The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test and began dosing the C.I.A. againsts their will. They cried out in terror but thanked him afterwards.This is the beginning of the man that eventually would go on to father both George Clinton and Jimi Hendrix at the same time somehow.

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Short Story / Please Vacate the Premises
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     Today is a day just like yesterday. I wake my kids up and keep them in the house until the rusty school bus arrives from around the bends. The noxious fumes outside cause dizziness, make brain hurt. The instituted fire raging above Lake Dumping Area is evaporating the large lake. The firefighters the government hired for minimum wage damn near blew up our small neighborhood yesterday.      I  bellow "No you jackass, that's a grease f...
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Poetry / My Dubious Role as an American Slave
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Why do people like babies so much? In a sense, innocence. Why do people hate old people so much? In a sense, incontinence. People in China respect the elderly as a well of inspiration. People in americA abandon their loved ones in a nursing home and sell their houses. The Constitution instructs us to revolt if abused, It's unamerican to be support the u.s. government, to be used. All my hopes and dreams dissipate into reality. The abstact freedom convolutes into a rough-ed...
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Poetry / My Dubious Role as an American Slave
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Why do people like babies so much? In a sense, innocence. Why do people hate old people so much? In a sense, because they crapped their pants. The Constitution instructs us to revolt if abused, It's unamerican to be support the u.s. government, to be used. All my hopes and dreams dissipate into reality. The abstact freedom convolutes into a rough-edged nativity scene. Wouldn't it be easier if everyone in the whirled just threw themselves to the state's jaws in martyrdom? The Gr...
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Short Story / Please Vacate the Premises
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     Today is a day just like yesterday. I wake my kids up and keep them in the house until the rusty school bus arrives from around the bends. The noxious fumes outside cause dizziness, make brain hurt. The instituted fire raging above Lake Dumping Area is evaporating the large lake. The firefighters the government hired for minimum wage damn near blew up our small neighborhood yesterday.      I exasperate with the full force of my lungs "No ...
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Humor/Satire / bored
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Surreal conclave ironies tiptoeing through an expanding, yet dying universe taught me how to survive in police-state Amerika; that is to say, I am fleeing the country. Get out before, oh wait too...obvious. Post-revolutionary Russia did not allow her Property(citizens) to move out of the country for many reasons. Most of all because they would go share horror stories of how the farm that has been in the family for generations suddenly got collectivized brutally for the "good of the peopl...
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Poetry / Come Tour Castle Medulla Oblongata
by oknapp
Love the title and im all about looking glasses. never read through the looking glass except skimming through it once in another dimention. Brain probing-squirm! "Come probe my cranial lands of seclusion And paddle the muddy waters of my confusion"-Thats dirty!haha. ilove this poem "But not every ovule doth sprout Some are smothered by weeds of doubt" nice "To fill your speculative prescription Signed of course with my indecisive inscription"- i would change that second line because its reall...
Poetry / Blowing dust
by yoshi_writes
Wow you're only 16? i looked through several of ur poems and decided to review this one'although i also liked "people these days." Yeah i believe our world has probably been in the exact place we are at now countless times and just havent gotten it right yet, civilizations rising and falling and possibly destroying all life until we build back up through evolution. Who knows? I like the short poems because you can go two ways: get published in a collective artist poetry book or release a book...
Poetry / An Adventure Of Ghastly Proportions
by Alexander_AD
Simple and concise. I was happily amused the whole way through. You gotta respect Decandence Road. Weak Ending- i think you should end with something more shocking or different than telling the reader that the ghost was dead, however. Im pretty sure abode is the correct spelling btw. "Nothing scary nor ghastly to be seen Like walking into a house on Halloween' eh sometimes theres ghastly stuff goin on in halloween
Poetry / elegy
by KindredSpirit
As far as imagery goes the first Stanza is Straight Gangsta. You could build the drum up a bit. 'Statued Stone' could be changed and i wouldnt be upset. Kinda redundant. I dont like kings so i m kinda biased against the whole piece as i think most kings' bodies would do the public more good if they threw their bodies to the dogs but i enjoyed the ride! "the people of the king wander, weary, lost, together"- i like that because it builds in a weird way, worried and confused about what to do bu...
Poetry / abdc
by agrawal
i like the chaotic imagery you used in the beginning. You gotta respect people you meet in an ally. "the feeling was both old and new like creating a sense of dejavu wanting to wake me up from the slumber and experience something always to remember"-my favorite part because that feeling used to come over me all the time. The name is cool too
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