This was awesome. I really enjoyed it. Are you talking about a dog, or an ex? It seems the same..Dogs/exes need to have their egos placated continually if they want to feel secure. See now cats, cats are cool...... No really, there's no slippage when it comes to grammar here, you're in the clear.....

Grapetooth is one word, you anal breath from the last grudgefuck of the hounds of Tindalos. That's all I have to say. Your mother doesn't exist. Nor do you. Kuzzah! Hope you hate my writing honestly, because to misunderstand sincerity purposefully is a foul, banal thing... You wouldn't be envious, now would you? Of course not. No critic ever made a dig at a finished piece of work to alienate it, did they? No, critics are all good cops. I think so. I do. Double Kuzzah!

HElls yes! Good to know someone your age has is together on that cue! It's true! They've been fed (food media sex designer pharmaceuticals) every belief that they're god's little baby angels, and in reality they're ignorant little waterheaded dino droppings.. A race of idiots, they're getting dumber and dumber, and pretty soon they'll breed themselves into purgation, one way or another. Don't worry, youth, you're safe. You're hip to the game that they think they're winning. We will dine on th...

Wow. This does it just by tenderness alone. This is very personal, which is very endearing to me. Anyone with the will to express a memory like this is doing something worthwhile. It kinda makes me want to be there too.

I once tried to teach an iguana to love. Man what a disaster. Maybe I should've stopped at whistles.

What a little fucker! The kid was smart enough to successfully mule and extort, not to mention understand the fundamentals of savings and loan, but didn't realize that he was recieving his hush supplements based on clean piss? He deserves every lash that's coming to him, the bloodthirsty macaque!

Huh huh. You said 'bristol'. Actually, it's not that _all_ Amerkins are worthless, it's just the women under the age of forty. And then quite by proxy, their male counterparts become emapthically senseless. It's good fodder for satire. You'll see, I hear we're exporting Linsey Lohan to you poor bastards.

Hey, they used to call it 'goth'. I thought that 'emo' was more 'punk' than that, but what the hell, it all ends up the same color anyway, right? Brown, not black, brown....EMO is what they call it these days, but it has nothing to do with emotional familiarity. Most EMO girls' boyfriends are uptown 'angsters' who sell coke and beat up on their girls' plutonic male 'EMO' friends. It's sad. It makes me want to listen to polka/klezmer music exclusively, just so that I won't have to worry about ...

HELL YES BROTHA! SPREAD THE WORD! THE GOSPEL OF THE ELECTRIC CHURCH NEEDS T'BE HOID!!! Y'DIG, SON, Y DIG?.......... this shit ain't no joke neither. If righteous indignation is your aim, you hit the mark. I have a vision too. Also. (ahem) I can definitely say that yes, Size MATTERS. KEEP IT FROSTY MARINE!!! HOO RAH (p.s. you misspelled pennance, and apparently so have I because the word processor put a red line underneath pennence, and upon further review I see that the word is actually spell...