Thank you all for your lovely reviews. They were so good that I couldn't choose the ones I'd take out; there is no more doubt we all suffered from removed reviews. To all the pedants: It was nonsense poetry not a limerick. Your words are all still up; do please take note my reviewee was not really that bad just not very flattered by what I wrote So that actually makes her quite a sad Cow who missed the point of Urbis entirely. I don't dwell on that issue any more; T'would be fun to you, but l...

I opened my Urbis inbox today and recoiled in mock horror. For waiting for me, on my laptop display, Was not a demand for a dollar, But a rebuke, and a gentle one at that, Telling me where I'd gone wrong: "Your review didn't meet our guidelines, you twat, And it's going to be removed, removed, removed. Yes, it's going to be REMOVED!" (Well, I wasn't really called a "twat") But someone had taken great umbrage: They'd complained that my carefully crafted review Was akin to a piece of garbage. I...