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AGE: 20
LOC: United Kingdom
GEN: Male
LAST LOGIN: April 17

Writing rocks my socks more than JD on xmas day!

Yeah, that’ll do,

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Poetry / A Love to Hate
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I love to write satire in glorious tones For my audience to sigh to in sensual groans. They should dance and weave throughout my script To marvel within my drunken wit To gape opened mouthed at my literary shit And never criticise but to bite one’s own lip. Drink makes my wit, my focus, my guide Who lords over others with the utmost of snide. I have brought emotions in my work to the front Occasionally to cause to others an affront. ‘Till I go forth in search of another moist cunt; For my ine...
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Poetry / Dreams
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I dream of holding her. She snuggles her body close to mine, the two of us make one under the darkness of covers. Her eyes show tiredness as they close, she passes into her world of sleep. I wrap my arms tightly, lovingly around her soft body, her skin gentle to my touch. I dream of holding her again.
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We stalk through the paths between the graves. The stars rest above our heads for this gentle ambience to live in a place where life no longer stays. The wind passes through flirtatious leaves as each twists to touch another. In a house nearby a violin quartet can be heard to perform their requiems. They know this field and what it holds and that tonight we shall sleep here for the first time.
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My name is Gaius Cuore Romano, a former captain in the Roman heavy infantry called the Principes and as I speak to you now, I retell a story of roman courage and valour, of foreign hordes with war elephants and tactical genius and one of fallen brothers in arms. It was December of 218 BC and this is my telling of the battle of the Trebbia. I remember how we marched for that afternoon to the sound of horns, the sound of drums, the sound of soldiers feet pummelling the sand gravelled tracks as...
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Short Story / Ever Wondered...
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Lets skip back to the beginning of this story to about a year ago on what should have been just another day. Here we are, just sitting here in this dank old apartment block, just waiting and waiting. This building is crumbling from the inside out. Every corner of the room damp with water having leaked through during the last storm or from one of the above neighbours sinks, overflowing with water as a badly timed heart attack shook her from this life, her withered hand reached for the tap but ...
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Limericks / Yee-haw
Right... so we have a dude called Tom who is willing to take disease and beastiality with the result being that his wedding tackle falls from himself? Brilliant! Hahahaha cool little limerick with a simple adult sense of humour! Keep them coming! =]
Limericks / The Man's Trip
Hahahaha nice! This is a great way of taking an everyday mundane activity and turning it into a wicked daft little limerick! Even though it is designed to be quick and fast, the use of 'and' to begin the final two lines really aids the flows of the limerick and brings it to a quick amusing halt. Real nice work, =]
I'm not one for compliments and it takes a hell of a lot to truly hold my attention. But you managed it with the utmost of ease. I can't get over how elegant yet powerful your sentence "All of my senses bowed down to you, and I christened you my make-shift god." not just came across as but brought me out a half dazed slouch to pure anticipation of the next word. I'm pretty useless at reviewing but I'm pretty good at expressing myself and I honestly believe your writing to be one of the best I...
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Poetry / Holes
I really don't know what it is about this poem that draws my attention to it, helpful for a review eh?, but I can't help by read and re-read it and feel myself acknowledge its words more every time. The structure of the poem works brilliantly as the short thoughts draw down the page to the eventual jump of the narrator with real simple vocab used as they reach an epiphany. I know that this probably isn't much help but I just can't look away from this piece of your work as my eyes feel drawn t...
This is absolutely wicked! Had me chuckling all the way through, especially liking the echo voices and the evil cackles from the 'Evil but pretty dresser' throughout and completely original way of turning a mundane event (trying to strip then paint a dresser) into a surreal fantastical adventure! Loved it! =]
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