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(Lights up on TWO CHESS PLAYERS on a platform above the stage. A US flag hangs above one, a Russian flag hangs above the other. One PLAYER sets a pawn down and hits the timer. An unseen ANNOUNCER mumbles something unintelligible that sounds more like static. Lights down on CHESS PLAYERS and up on the chess pieces BOB the Pawn, PHIL the Bishop, and Knight SIR CHARLES III on the checkered stage below. CHARLES is kneeling with his sword in front of him. BOB and PHIL are standing on their squares...

Ladies and Gentlemen please pull up a seat, and allow me to whisk you away into the world of My Lack of Luck Life: Episode 2: Outside Stripping...A Dresser. (*cue cool noir-ish theme music*) It was a day like any other. Except it was dark, so I guess that made it a night. I was walking to class as a hurricane hit. I called my roommate to tell her about the bad weather and how I couldn't get from the Union to the library because of the rain. As I was talking, a volcano appeared and a glowing e...

Ladies and Gentlemen please pull up a seat, and allow me to whisk you away into the world of My Lack of Luck Life: Episode 1: Insert Key Here. (*Cue cool noir-ish theme music*) It was a day like any other. I was hiding from pirates behind a lovely brocade tapestry in a huge hotel with half the cast of Pirates of the Caribbean and Iago the Parrot from Aladdin (who, by the way, was busy talking on a cell phone). Real pirates raided the hotel and demanded to know where the treasure was. As we po...