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I was a buxom, betesticled Russian.

Theresa Everglade, dipped in the furnace of pulchritude, rode a full-blooded Pomeranian in the dog races at Fat Rock, Minnesota. In the crowd, David Frunmam sat and smiled at the undulations of her breasts and pockets of cellulite under her arms, imagining himself in a room with her, performing tongue-licking sexual foreplay rituals with the droopy hangings of skin, then performing intercourse with her while the dog watched, barking with canine envy. Jesus, I need to snap out of this. I do al...

Dear Lord, grant us rakes. Amen.

At the innermost point in Minsk, at the nucleus of the whole gravid, subterranean ragshack, amid the squealing wants of the hussars and the desolate mewl of the beggars, stood a juggling muzhik named Husky Huskovich – an infertile, knuckle-dragging haemophiliac allergic to gravel and warts. On his left, at the innermost point minus three baby steps stood the debauched damsel Countess Whisk Whiskovich, cigarillo pressed between her scant, talcum-tainted fingers and a smirk of the seediest prop...

A tree scissor-sliced with blood burst from the blunt electric thunderstorms, raining savage Medusa hair in shriek-streaks down upon the townsfolk, splitting and silting into dams of sulphuric acid and sizzling through the marble-fronted ramparts and canopies. A rampant roar of thunder, a green gurgle of toxic ion overspill and a gentle shard of bone-snapping lightning rocked through the planet as the sanguine heavens released swirling blood sprays ad infinitum. From the molten heavens, wax a...