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AGE: 36
LOC: Lowell, MA
GEN: Male
LAST LOGIN: November 02

Lowell, MA native currently working at a pysch hospital for children with developmental disabilities. Have also worked with the homeless, developmentally disabled adults, seniors and in public access television.
If my reviews seem short, I swear I’m just trying to save you points.

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Quotes / God is Dead
Version 1
5 Reviews   3 Comments
 God is dead. I made sure of it this time.
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Poetry / Warm Food
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0 Reviews   0 Comments
<!--StartFragment--> She’s 24 and has strong verbal skills. She’s a good example of how people with autism can think, They just think differently. They associate things differently. She knows the microwave makes food warm. Her food is hot. She wants it warm. She wants me to put it back in the microwave And make it warm. “Not hot. Warm. Too hot. I want warm.” I tried different tricks such as putting it back in without turning the microwave on. I tried placing it i...
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Poetry / Warm Food
Version 1
3 Reviews   0 Comments
<!--StartFragment--> She’s 24 and has strong verbal skills. She’s a good example of how people with autism can think, They just think differently. They associate things differently. She knows the microwave makes food warm. Her food is hot. She wants it warm. She wants me to put it back in the microwave And make it warm. “Not hot. Warm. Too hot. I want warm.” I tried different tricks such as putting it back in without turning the microwave on. I tried placing it i...
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Poetry / CPC
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1 Review   0 Comments
<!--StartFragment--> Neon blew at a spider web Just to watch a spider dance   The comic in me wants to say it did the Macarena, because spiders are helplessly out of date. The poet in me wants to say that Neon will always have younger side, curious about the world around her. The cynic in me doesn’t give a shit and wants to know why I’m writing this.   The comic sees a spider who suddenly understands mimes (wow, this IS what a strong wind feels like). The poet se...
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Humor/Satire / 28 Year-Old Flavors
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22 Reviews   9 Comments
I chased an ice cream truck today It was soft serve There are two kinds of ice cream trucks: Soft serve And evil The evil ones are basically just convenience stores on wheels Only they don’t have porno mags and cigarettes (They did have cigarettes when I was a kid) What they do have is all the gimmicky prefab garbage No banana splits, no sundaes… At least not real sundaes Just little freezer burned cups of frozen non-dairy creamer What kind of sundae doesn’t have whip cream or a cherry? I get...
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Quotes / Religion Vs. Me
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Quotes / baba ramdev
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Quotes / 9 word quote
Closely related to the Greenday quote : "I don't care if you don't care." The commas can be dropped.
Quotes / Godliness
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Quotes / Fire
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