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AGE: 39
LOC: NY, NY
GEN: Male
LAST LOGIN: August 28

Overeducated, underutilized….

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Publish my novel, you illiterate assclowns!
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Humor/Satire / Six Word Memoir
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Root of all evil? Triumphantly sidestepped.
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Haiku/Senryu / Holiday Haiku (2005)
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The year draws toward dusk Elves shelve their union issues Best Wishes abound
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There've been some ups and downs since I bled out in my bathtub.... Like most people in Manhattan, I initially refused to take the whole 'zombie thing' seriously. I was an up-and-coming attorney at Mitchell&Reid, doing my best to keep the firm’s corporate clients clear of multi-million-dollar fines for environmental pollution. Dead people walking in the street, eating human flesh and doubling in number every three or four days? Well, that didn't figure into my plans at all. After the first we...
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Young Adult / Breasts impression.
While Jordan is definitely more of a UK reference (and her switching back to Katie adds a small level of confusion), I think the reference works in the US, too. At least for guys who, you know, like boobs....
Humor/Satire / only a joke/threat
Seems a little wordy.
Quotes / illusion
Why 'valley?' Does illusion really come before truth? What about illusion based in truth? Cheers- RR
Limericks / The Purple Unicorn
3:45, died and e.coli are 'false rhymes,' but the overall piece is cute. Cheers- RR
Quotes / Integrity
Insofar as Dictionary.com lists virtue and integrity as synonyms, I'm not sure this says very much.
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