Publish my novel, you illiterate assclowns!

Root of all evil? Triumphantly sidestepped.

The year draws toward dusk Elves shelve their union issues Best Wishes abound

There've been some ups and downs since I bled out in my bathtub.... Like most people in Manhattan, I initially refused to take the whole 'zombie thing' seriously. I was an up-and-coming attorney at Mitchell&Reid, doing my best to keep the firm’s corporate clients clear of multi-million-dollar fines for environmental pollution. Dead people walking in the street, eating human flesh and doubling in number every three or four days? Well, that didn't figure into my plans at all. After the first we...