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I must keep a traditional beat… Step with carefully measured small feet. Are you counting along To my limerick song? If I change the structure, is that not also a punchline? Will it make you a little surprised? "Break with format"... so very unwise! This isn’t just a con. I’m not putting you on! Intentionally messing up the poem is called an “anti-limerick”. Look it up.

Wikipedia says it’s a type Of a limerick… not just some hype! Don’t believe me? That’s fine. There’s no reason to whine! It’s not my fault that you can’t look it up yourself.

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Attempting Haiku What profound words should I use? Alas – Senryu. Frustrating Haiku! Attempting abstract journey... Just more Senryu. Haiku ambitions - Listening for tree to fall... No sound - I’m not there. How about trying Words like "cerulean blue"... Would that make Haiku? Ambitious Haiku! Bit off more than I could chew! Just more Senryu. What more should I do? Oh this difficult Haiku! Senryu, let me free! Try one more Haiku - Maybe this time it might work... What says, Senryu? Roses red ...

Quit preaching to me about meter. It won’t make my poem much sweeter. You count out, “one two THREE” And my stress aint on “THREE”… If it’s effed up, I did it on purpose!