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Haha, your wit, it is an admirable beast, yes? The plot is insane, your characters are just vehicles for it, but the conceit? I loved the absurdly trite yet incisive way you described everything from Frederick's pathetic life to the booby-trapped GP's office. I won't fault anything about the piece stylistically - but I'm sure you're aware it's only going to appeal to a very specific kind of person. One thing - You seemed to forget your protagonist's name at times: 1. Frederick's boss calls hi...

Ahoy. This piece is extremely short, but is still a fun little tidbit. You're a bit too worshipful in your description of the dragon - you describe her variously as "immensely intelligent" and "Determined and unassailable in her might" which put me in mind of the Conan animated series theme song. You know how it goes "He's more powerful than any man, his legend spreads across the land and seeeeaaa...Conan!" Anyway, you've got potential, so keep on keepin on, hope to see something more substan...

Hey, intriguing stuff.. though I found myself a little confused as to whether you were talking about someone from a past life, or someone who'd died in this one. As poetry, this is just a bit literal, a bit too straightforward. Maybe take a step back from your feelings, think about them, and play around a little more with imagery. You mention this playing through your mind 'like a continual movie show' - maybe expand on that image, going into how fleeting life is, how it would be just a succe...

The first two paragraphs are kind of funny. The rest reads like the soap-box sermon of a soon-to-be cyberterrorist. If that's what you were going for, um, bravo? *hastily updates firewall in preparation for avatar-onslaught* Lighten the mood a little. Sure Google's in it for the money. Same as you, me, Angelina Jolie and the Dalai effing Llama. Don't burst a blood vessel. Laugh at em. Peace (seriously).

I loved this. If only the humour weren't so goshdarned niche. And believe it or not, I actually consider this valuable advice. This is what my life has become. I just hit five thousand review credits. God, I need a girlfriend.. *reads piece again in geekish attempt to lighten mood... discovers your writing to be the panacea for celibate woes and weeps in girl-repulsing joy..*