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AGE: 22
LOC: Dover, NH
GEN: Male
LAST LOGIN: November 30

I believe in three things:
    (1)Madness brings art – a writer creates his craft by dreaming what others haven’t dreamed, which sets his mind apart from the norm, which makes him crazy
    (2)Colloquial Philosophy – ever story should make some point or pose some question, but it should do it in an easy and accessible manner, which means in an entertaining fashion as an action tale or the like
     (3)This Is A Cosmic Joke – taking the first two points too seriously is boring, so snicker at the incongruency, i.e. when life hands you lemons you need to cackle at the irony

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Screenplay / A Broad and a Rock
Version 2
5 Reviews   3 Comments
(Black.) VO: “Joe Perault” read the sign hanging above the dingy pawnbroker’s shop. Joe’s office was actually across the street, ever since the owner of the self-named detective agency had been thrown out on his ear after being unable to pay the rent. The sign still attracted some attention, and the current resident, a pawnbroker, was more than glad to redirect any potential customers in the proper direction. Joe had made it very clear that it was in the interests of the pawnbroker’s meticulo...
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Sci Fi & Fantasy / No Redemption: Intro
Version 1
6 Reviews   2 Comments
“The silence is what kills you.” The words were uttered by a plain man sitting in a desk chair. His feet were propped up and he was casually tossing a knife into the wall. The odd thing was that every time the blade penetrated the peeling paint it vanished from existence and reappeared in the thrower’s hand. The thrower was nothing special to look at. He dressed strangely, with a tight maroon long-sleeved shirt clinging to his chest and close cut cargo pants covering his legs. A leather trenc...
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Screenplay / A Broad and a Rock
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0 Reviews   0 Comments
(Black.) VO: “Joe Perault” read the sign hanging above the dingy pawnbroker’s shop. Joe’s office was actually across the street, ever since the owner of the self-named detective agency had been thrown out on his ear after being unable to pay the rent. The sign still attracted some attention, and the current resident, a pawnbroker, was more than glad to redirect any potential customers in the proper direction. Joe had made it very clear that it was in the interests of the pawnbroker’s meticulo...
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Humor/Satire / Yet another six-word statement
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1 Review   0 Comments
Should I have seen that coming?
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Humor/Satire / Waste Management
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Waste Management Wednesdays were the day of the week when the trash men came around. No one cared why it was Wednesday, so long as their trash was dealt with. Several groups had commented that much city money could be saved if people took out their own trash. When the motion had been made to eliminate the jobs, it had been laughed out of existence. People were lazy. And so it was, reflected Senator Carl Kipler. Kipler was standing outside his nice suburban Cape Cod style house, smoking a ciga...
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Screenplay / Dracula Sucks
by cluznar
Heh, heh, heh . . . you, my friend, have a sick sense of humor. I found myself quite entertained throughout. There are two random quirks, though. The first one is when Dracula starts yelling at Gregore about insolence. Nothing here seems insolent to the audience. The other is the scene with the villagers. I see where you're coming from, but it would seem smoother to have Dracula fail at feeding in that scene in particular, which would then segue into teh next scene. Oh, minor note: I read you...
Humor/Satire / Frisky on Fridays
by KatieDub226
Clever, but the first word "coyly," jars with rest of the statement. Good idea, though.
Screenplay / Carnival (Working Title)
by kozmicblue
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Screenplay / Asylum
by fantom12
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Screenplay / Stop making jokes; This isn't funny; It's my life!
by fireballems
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