"Step 14: Please Submit Any Personally Owned Pets to the Admissions Office at Northwestern University." Very well, Michael thought. He grabbed his cat, Bagheera, put him into a brown box, cut some holes in the box, and taped it shut. He would address it later. Step 15: Please Submit Urine Sample. The page had a colored bar, and below it, the label “urine must be this yellow to be accepted”. Michael went into the bathroom and peed into a jar. It looked yellow enough. He put a lid on his urine...