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The first layer creeps smoothly through the cracks, it is something sinister as it glides, cascading down the stairs, descending on my nostrils, like cancer, unseen. Nose hairs tickled by an air of changing smells, each slow breath draws in more of the tainted air. The gathering is slow, the throat is full, and the tongue, wishing and washing. The stew pouring down the nostrils, an empty stomach gurgles as business of reading steadily declines while the cancer keeps growing. The craving for t...

A Public Service Announcement From Internet Overlord Quanta Zorgod: offline world now a delusion. All magic powers acquired on the internet are one hundred percent legitimate from this moment on, as decreed by the Internet Overlord Quanta Zorgod. Internet Overlord Quanta Zorgod also decrees that only the internet is real, everything else is a delusion caused by light reflected off of pennies and boobies. Therefore the importance of remaining diligent when in the area of pennies or boobies can...

So i'm typing a paper minding my own business, well actually i was getting kinda of nauseous from thinking so hard so i was trying to guess who would be the next person to get up and go to the printer, i was hoping it would be the morbidly obese kid next to me who smells like he soaks his clothes in tobacco every morning and who's wheezing made me think that at any second he may die from a lack of oxygen. This kid does not need to ride the bus. Ever. Possibly give up smoking too, at least if ...

A Public Service Announcement From Internet Overlord Quanta Zorgod: All magic powers acquired on the internet are one hundred percent legitimate from this moment on, as decreed by the Internet Overlord Quanta Zorgod. Internet Overlord Quanta Zorgod also decrees that only the internet is real, everything else is a delusion caused by light reflected off of pennies and boobies. Therefore the importance of remaining diligent when in the area of pennies or boobies cannot be stressed enough. Unfort...