Dear People of Time, Sometimes things happen which really make a person wonder what the point of all of this is. I mean, why are we even here? What can we have faith in? Besides Proactiv Solutions, which really works miracles. I am devastated about the impending divorce of Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Philippe. Their's was a marriage that I believed in and felt passionate about. I expected this story to be featured in a respected publication like yours, perhaps with several pages of photos depi...

You know how it is when you've known someone for literally days and you can't help but start noticing their annoying personal habits? Dave is cute as a junebug and I will love him to death or until I find someone cuter!! I swear this on the authentic Britney Spears/Kevin Federline wedding invitation photo I printed from ebay! I love him even though he has this disgusting addiction to Mountain Dew, when he drives he says out loud "Red means stop and green means go," and his shoes are so shabby...

A Cosmo magazine arrived in my mailbox addressed to a neighbor. I hate Cosmo, but the cover was too tantalizing for me to immediately do the neighborly thing and leave it in front of the subscriber's door. I felt I really needed answers to my ten most private questions and that possibly a hot new sex trick is just what I need to improve my self esteem. Not to mention January's issue contains the Bedside Astrologer for 2007! Honestly, the articles did not live up to my expectations. It was hit...