You really have a gift with words. I really appreciate the contrast of your memories as a child - acknowledging this loss of innocence in witnessing something so traumatic - with the harder edged adult ramblings on the state of the world and things to come.

How could I not read something with this title? I especially enjoyed the last two lines. Very Bukowski.

A dinosaur and a stick of dynomite all at the same time? If only Ricky and James had been wearing their official King of Funk feathered fedoras, which everyone knows dynomite dinosaurs are allergic to, they may have survived this horrific demise. Also, I think using the f word was a bit unnecessary.

The only thing missing is how you threw live minks at the PETA workers as they tried to get into their treehouse. I like it. It takes a brave man to take on the likes of PETA.

Love it. That's a beautiful tribute.

You are hilarious. Sick and twisted, but hilarious.

These would be great song lyrics. I wish I could do something like this.

I read it because you're funny and random and cool. Your writing is also rife with quotable quotes! I bet your friend would say your wingdam makes her feel jerklosten and somewhat tribulary.

I know we're not supposed to stick to reviews like "brilliant," but how do you pick apart one line you simply find utterly satisfying?

This is beautiful. Such a clever allegory for unrequited love.