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This is the story of how Santa Claus, or Father Christmas, died. Back when the world was black and white and very badly drawn, far far away, way up in the North Pole, lived Santa in a lighthouse with a mole. Santa was a jolly old man, one who spied on people as they grew, like most old men likely do. He’d sneak outside kids’ bedrooms and into windows he’d peer through. Late at night, when all was dark and when no one was in sight, Santa would go to town, and creep around. He’d climb down thei...

Characters: Paul: male John: Paul’s friend Jill: John’s wife Setting:A small room with a small table. Two chairs are around the table. Cutlery and plates are on the table. Each scene begins with narration over a dark stage after which, lights. Scenes Two to Five begin the exact same way except for the number of characters entering. Scene One John: (Offstage, Narrating) Blessed bacon. Ham. The ham god has blessed us with much ham. And we thank thee. (Paul enters right. In his arms is a brown c...