"The sound of his voice engulfs all others coming from somewhere deep within his chest." -This line is a bit unclear. Either add in a ; between others and coming or reword it so that it doesn't sound like he has multiple voices coming from within him. "...seems to shelter me from trials and harshness of the world..." -may consider changing to 'the trials and harshness' "People will find the one that will treat them well, and that will make your life whole." -You went from the plural 'people' ...

I never really paid much attention to politics except for the big stories that are plastered so much on the television that you can't help but to be forcefully informed. This, however, was very entertaining. Easily read for the politically ignorant like myself. Maybe they should start broadcasting the news in limericks, it would make it that much more interesting. On Beauty Queen VP Hopefuls and Gratuitous Racism No Doubt were my favorites. Late night vicodin trips bode well for you.

Humorous, yet slightly nauseating. The last line is great, you just need to do some proof-reading and a little work on sentence structure to make it flow more smoothly. Overall, good job on such an odd topic.

Making a list of all the things that go wrong when you're having a really crappy day is a good idea. I would take it one step further though...I'd burn the list in a huge bonfire while laughing maniacally. :)

Beautiful poem. I would only change the captialization on the second and fourteenth lines.

I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only one with nights like that. The short and to-the-point sentences fit well. I would work on the puncuation and capitilization errors.

My favorite is "This is how you lie: brb". I've used that so many times to get away from someone when the conversation takes a boring turn.

I'm not sure how this fits into the humor/satire category, but I often feel the same way.

Very true statement made with very strong words.

A very unfortunate truth. Makes me think of the sterotypical shrink starting a first session off with "So tell me about your mother...".