Well will it be a new tomorrow hope springs from gallows and burning crosses and will change be there or just more of the same no difference for the small man whatever his colour.   The elephant and the ass are on there knees this time puppets swinging from the cook house tv station as rating and jokes forget about the unemployment line in Kentucky   while the East and West coast drive into to watch the show and laugh as tax falls     No America you wont elect a black pres...

Well its been 5 years now since i last spoke to youand you replied in your cockney Dublin brogue A budweiser and maloboro light made things palatable as we all gazed at the abyss before us you were small now ravished by strong drugs given from the Marsden designed to keep you with us your face somehow lost its wrinkles and you looked like a young boy as atear escaped from your stoical eye i got you up for some tea and normality while you nearly died in front of me and the pain for all as we l...

original thought is pure and comes rarely during your thirties when you really know something and is fizzes like phosphorus you cant sleep because you need to pursue to prove to put down for that light bulb moment then it is hidden taken from you analysed and paralysized by those who know and are paid to doubt until no longer you connect and the light has gone out you give up all hope of it ever being true then they look, and see oppurtunity and make it acceptable tailor it for their own mean...

well, i love seeing the democrats snatch defeat from the jaws of victory just so that guy from vietnam can get his finger on the trigger. why not let someone else run the second largest democracy like Emperor Ming. Mean while we have Gordon Brown who has nationalised all our banks debt and sent this Island into terminal decline. I have decided to set up a tent in my garden, eat beans and live off raw vegetables till Gwyneth Paltrow gets elected, or failing that the Terminator. At least we cou...

Kredit -krunch-such zeitgeist. What does it mean, a bunch of greedy bankers put a little too much on the table and guess what, the working man picks up the tab. I dont wanna sound like an ole commie but really have we lost our bottle? It makes me so mad im going to borrow Prince Williams private Chinook helicopter and land it in my bank managers garden during a dinner party and ask him for a tenner. Another joke-the olympic spirit Beat the shit out of a load of peace loving monks doesnt make ...

What a load of ole crap England has become. We are even worse now, than the ex 'burger in the crown' colony of the Commonwealth of the United Staes. I saw on TV this show called celebrity Apprentice in the name of charity. It was so full of on-the-make-talentless half wits that I throw the TV out the window. This obsession with the superfical, the glamorisation of medicrity. Some one on there because she happens to be shagging a has-been footballer called Redknap, who was never any good. An o...

I turned on the fuzzing black tube to see the vultures gather around the carcass of celebrity where charity drew out the desparate to suck venom from the dying They appeared keen to self proclaim and demonstrate the thought processes of the interested in the name of the needy they took their aim cash flowed from the bottomless pockets of the nouveau riche rather than slip quietly into the back pocket of the blind grand gestures of self gradiousity prevail And as the poor watch in abject horro...

Prince Harry is home Tea at the Dorchester please What about his mates?

Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, dont waste your money in rehab,I could cure you both. Why? They spend there day having emotional crisis, fighting the Paparazzi and taking drugs when really what they want is liberation. Liberation to be ordinary. Liberation to make a cup of tea and iron a shirt. Liberation to get soaked in the rain standing at a bus stop. Liberation to have a treat takeaway on a Saturday night. I could liberate them with a very ordinary bit of fore play. So Britney the kettle...

Well, I would start this blog with well, but apparently thats crass. So, Ill start it with.... Well, we had an earth quake in England which was really cool. No one was hurt, and a few bricks squashed a shopping trolley, but its still cool all the same. We have also had tornadoes, one in Ruislip. We are getting Hip. We have also discovered in the mother of the commonwealth that are politicians are crooks. They all fiddle there expense accounts, drink drive and have mistresses. They are going t...