Doesn't take on the 7-7-5-5-7 limerick form and should be considered a "rant". In all actuality, most of us get those notices in our box from unhappy writers who don't care for their reviews.

Haiku? This is really sweet and reminds me of my parakeets.

The last line threw me. Haven't a clue what you had in mind. fend means resist-still couldn't get it. Sorry.

bits should be bites Love the twist at the end!

The middle lines (short ones) aren't supposed to rhyme with the others. But-it is an original idea and the syllables are correct.

From my perspective, "pulling" doesn't sound right in this poem. Maybe "looking for money everywhere". Last line, last word shouldn't be plural.

it's is a contraction for it is-need to drop the apostrophe second line doesn't have the same number of syllables as the first last line needs another word to make the meter the same with the first two lines.

Center stanza has very long lines but make a good point. I enjoyed this limerick/rant to the fullest extent. I have the same feelings.

I think you could do better by eliminating some of the words in line one and creating a different way of putting the last line without ending it with a dangling participal or preposition.