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“How I Met Your Mother” was on TV and the character Marshall was dressed as a pirate for Halloween. “What be a pirate’s favorite sweater?” “Favorite sweater!” Squawked Lily dressed as a parrot. “Arrrrgyle!” When I saw this I couldn’t stop laughing! This was the funniest thing I heard in months. How have I never watched this show before? I turned to a sleeping Alex and woke her up. “What is it?” she said in a groggy voice. “Have you ever seen this show? It’s so funny!” “No.” She dozed off agai...

“How I Met Your Mother” was on TV and the character Marshall was dressed as a pirate for Halloween. “What be a pirate’s favorite sweater?” “Favorite sweater!” Squawked Lily dressed as a parrot. “Arrrrgyle!” When I saw this I couldn’t stop laughing! This was the funniest thing I heard in months. How have I never watched this show before? I turned to a sleeping Alex and woke her up. “What is it?” she said in a groggy voice. “Have you ever seen this show? It’s so funny!” “No.” She dozed off agai...

Chapter 1 Recently, I was put into a situation where a decision had to be made. It was this morning, and it was that I didn’t know what to wear; my good boxers were already in the dirty laundry (I always go for them first), and I don’t own a good pair of jeans. All of mine are torn or have paint all over them; not because its cool to have paint all over your jeans, but because I’m put into situations where paint somehow get s on my clothing. I kind of miss the “wet paint” signs in my building...

“I’m an actor of my own life. I play the character of myself, I follow the script, and I’m a damn good performer.” Me

Why does everyone suck at writing? They all try to use a deep and strange kind of vocabulary. When it gets down to it, I have no idea what the hell they are trying to say. Why is there a rule that in order for a piece of writing to be good, it must suck? I’m different, my writing doesn’t suck; it’s straightforward and awesome. There’s no bull shit deep-sense fixation of crap. I am unique. This is true not only in my writing, but I will show through my writing; which doesn’t suck.