FADE IN: INT. TOM'S HOUSE - NIGHT TOM ZAJAC, 30's, wearing WIRE RIM GLASSES, JEANS and a T-SHIRT, is sitting on a COUCH in his home. Next to him is seated ROB GRIFFON, 30'S, wearing a CASUAL SHIRT and SLACKS. They are watching the tail end of the evening news cast. Tom suddenly snaps his fingers as if just figuring something out and turns to Rob. TOM Have you ever gone snipe hunting? ROB Did you say snipe hunting? TOM Yes, snipe hunting. Have you ever gone? ROB What the hell is a snipe? TOM I...