EVAN Umm, hi. Is there ... is there a magazine -- PATRICK Oh, yeah; there's one. What would you like? EVAN Anything but Vogue. Yeah, that will work. Thank you. PATRICK No problem. I'm Patrick, by the way. EVAN Evan. PATRICK Evan: have we met before? EVAN This will be my first time here; I don't see how. PATRICK Yeah, I just thought it sounded familiar. EVAN Have you never heard of any Evans before? PATRICK No, I think I have. I always find things strange at first though: you're name felt stra...