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This Ashlee, she finds me online I meet her, and sure take a shine But with me unsuspecting, she says, "I'm expecting!" And I Swear before God it's not mine! This Ashlee, she finds me online. So we meet and I like her just fine. But I (unsuspecting) Find out she's expecting; Though I'm pretty sure it's not mine.

This Ashlee, she finds me online I meet her, and sure take a shine But with me unsuspecting, she says, "I'm expecting!" And I Swear before God it's not mine!

Maude and I took a night-time walk in the pines. It's cold out, I was thinly dressed, we both need to bathe. It's been a long week chasing our demons-- well, my demons, Maude's only demon is the bathtub. I didn't bring a light since my bright little Superman LED light went out and the Maglight just isn't proper for such an occasion. It's bright out, we should be getting snow soon. These are my pines, I have walked them since I took my first steps and I'm sure my mother walked them in the summ...

Her taste on my lips My body won't reject her as my heart has done

There once was a lesbian named Nikki, Whose appetite was too picky. She had all the cunt A rug muncher could want, And then she declares "I want dicky!" So she brings one home. *Dick's Lament* My ex-homo girlfriend named Nikki is avoiding both me and my dicky. She says she's at work but her job must have perks; 'Cuz she always comes home with a hickey. *Later...* So Nikki is seeing her shrink and says "Doctor, what do you think?" She replies, "You're a dyke, Tell your man 'take a hike' Then g...