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Did you ever dream that deep into the woods under gowns of petals and spiderwebbed hoods that tiny fairies live in the trees? Under the rocks? Under the leaves? Raindrops are as big as their heads! They use tree bark for tables and pine needles for beds. Pillows are filled with dandilion fluff. When it comes to breakfast one acorn's enough. But all these fairies you will never see. Though they live among us they like their privacy.

I'm starving! I'm famished! If I don't eat, I'll vanish! I have these cravings that I just can't stop. Fruit Roll-Ups are nice Not once, but twice. Scratch that, I'll need a whole box. Tastykake, anyone? Or a sweet honey bun? Too late! 'cause now they're all gone. Some raw cookie dough Maybe a Twix or Ho-Ho But I'd kill for a hot Cinnabon. Brownies and no-bakes Chocolate iced cupcakes I'm glad that I'm not diabetic! Wait, can you pass me the Tums? I might have the runs... ...well, you'd bette...

My favorite jeans Now have a hole It's almost like I've lost my soul. They fit so well They hugged my curves But this darned hole Gets on my nerves! Located at My inner thigh This hole just makes Me want to cry! So these jeans I must not wear Because I know Everyone will stare. I can hear them now Saying, "Hey, look at that! "Her jeans got ripped "because she's fat!" So, goodbye, jeans! It's been fun. Look out mall! Here I come! 

We used to be best friends Back when we thought high school would never end. You tried to grow up too fast And now I get the last laugh. Divorced at 22 You quit a job or two Looks like everyone was right I heard you sleep around With every guy in town You must live a super-duper life The night is only fun If you have Coke and rum You're at a bar almost every night I do feel bad for you But when you're 32 You'll wish you'd lived a better life. Every time you talked behind my back I think that ...

I know it was you who started the rumor that You knocked up that whore. What the fuck's up with that? If you were trying to hurt me then it didn't work. Eventually they all will see you're such a pitiful jerk. You know she's got a man and that he smokes crack I hope he follows you home and puts a knife in your back Or maybe he'll torture you by breaking your legs Then make you watch him crack your nuts open like eggs. I wish you would die I hope that you die I can promise you I Won't shed a t...