Gallery / Limericks

There once was a girl from Manassas
who met a limey with an accent and glasses
she thought out her plan
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There once was a man named Obama
Who was black but had a white Mama.
People wanted a change
But his name

Should Hillary be handed the reins
When pundits claim there’s ice in her veins?
I say why the hell not

There once was a man named Obama
Who was black but had a white Mama
People wanted a change
But his name w

there was a young lady named Carrie
whose mom was all psycho and scary
then some jealous slut saw her chance

there once was a guy in the west
who murdered his wife and made a mess
but they threw out the proof
an

there once was a boy who was bad
who liked to spend time with the lads
he was born one color
then chan

there once was a singer quite young
who grabbed himself on stage for fun
he wrote marvelous rhymes
but

there was a young man from texas
who invested with arabs with riches
he gave them guns for iran
helped

There once was a cloud in the sky,
Who thought he was far better than I,
But I threw up some stones,
And

Did God design our struggle with greed?
Create the cancer of want over need?
     &nbs

I opened my Urbis inbox today
and recoiled in mock horror.
For waiting for me, on my laptop display,
Was

The Gnome, the gnat and the Gnu
were on their way to the zoo
The Gnat fell dead
The Gnome, he said

People are sick of my limericks
No slight of hand and no magic tricks
They say, OH why bother
Go home to

There once was a woman named Hillary
Whose foes she just wanted to pillory
She went on the attack
She sai

We often sat in cars ‘round the bend
And smoked our cigarettes to the end
Imagine the feeling
The n

Urbis is home to some writers
who, like many UFO sighters,
imagine vividly
ideas quite riddl

The dirt is red
The air is wet
The time consists of blood and sweat
The state is harsh and full of pain <

  My favorite season of the year is the summer, here is a poem I wrote about it.

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There once was a man named O’Reilly
Who thought of himself very highly
He’d pretend to be nice <

It’s been snowing here for eighteen days
I look outside at the bright, white haze
My nose won’t sto

I once had an elegant style,
While living in Em’rald Isle.
I’d pluck four leaf clovers,
And t

I must keep a traditional beat…
Step with carefully measured small feet.
Are you counting along
To my l

Wikipedia says it’s a type
Of a limerick… not just some hype!
Don’t believe me? That’s fine.
Ther

Earth is the home we all have to share.
But it’s warning mankind to take care.
“You are destroying me

CEO’s get paid millions each year
Just for making good jobs disappear.
Cutting fringes and pay <

This country has been plunged into debt.
But the President says not to fret.
We can keep on spending
Si

He kept on singing the same old song
And insisting he’d done nothing wrong.
Ignoring rule of law
W

I saw the news about Thailand
I’m very glad it’s not my land
they got really wet
the worst yo

I saw the look in his eye

He looks like a pretty fun guy

He killed Sharon Tate