Stage Play / Home Made Play For School

        (Two nerds are sitting in a yard and petting the grass. Layton finally stands up like he has an idea!)
Layton: Oh my gawrsh! I have an idea!
Clayton: Huh? What happened? Did your laptop crash again?
        (Clayton looks up to him but still pets the grass while staring blankly at Layton. Layton adjusts his glasses and looks around.)
Layton: We could play fight! I will be Count Menace the evil warlock that is taking over your land. You can be Sun Striker who brings justice to all and you can be protecting this grassy field from my palms of hate!
Clayton: Alright! Let me go get my staff of the pool of the ever life of the water!
        (Clayton breaths heavily and runs off stage. Layton yells after him.)
Layton: I got to be home by dinner!
        (Stresses the word dinner. After a long wait, Clayton returns with a broken broomstick.)
Clayton: My nerdy dog got a hold of it!
        (He throws the broomstick down on backstage to keep it out of the way of the fight scene.)
Layton: Speaking of nerdy.
        (Layton pauses for a second to give the suspense out to the crowd.)
Layton: There was this talk show last night and Hillary Clinton totally made a fool of herself!
Clayton: What a geek!
        (They both start laughing and Clayton snorts.)
Clayton: Let’s fight already!
        (Clayton raises his arms as if there is some sort of magical energy forming between his hand in the shape of a ball. Layton gets his hands in the form of a ninja about to strike down on prey that has wondered its way onto his path of wickedness.)
Clayton: Fire ball!
        (Clayton throws his arms toward Layton like passing a basketball but way more uncoordinated.)
Layton: Blocked!
        (Layton swipes his hands down to block it. Keep in mind that he his randomly swinging at midair.)
Clayton: Nuh uh! I totally got you!
Layton: Wanna bet?
Clayton: I’ll bet you my second addition baseball glove that I’m too out of shape to use!
        (Clayton walks over to Layton and pushes him. Layton way over reacts like a little wimp.)
Layton: That’s my D & D dice rolling hand!
        (Layton slaps Clayton. Clayton Slaps Layton. Layton grabs Clayton’s neck and strangles him. Layton hits Clayton in the stomach. Layton pushes Clayton hard enough that he falls down. Layton kicks Clayton in the stomach. Clayton gets up and pushes Layton causing him to stumble backwards and backwards roll. Clayton walks over and stomps onto Layton’s stomach. Layton coughs a lot. Clayton laughs manically while Layton creeps up behind him. Layton punches the stomach of Clayton. Clayton bends over to tend his wounds and Layton walks to the other side of him and kicks Clayton in the nuts. Layton takes a step backwards and just stands there laughing as Clayton whines in pain. Clayton reaches up and hits Layton in the nuts. Play ends by both of them crying in pain from being hit in the testis.)  ; -)