Humor/Satire / The Dare Devil

Trisha
Trisha a very smart 3 year old. With her cute blond curls. She has always been the dare devil one.
Trisha being a big girl (so she thought) saw my glass of tea sitting on top of the counter in the kitchen. She decided she wanted some. She dragged her high chair over to the counter. Then she began to climb. The high chair was not quiet close enough to the glass of tea. As she reached out to get the tea, her arms not long enough to grab it. She knocked the glass over. It crashed to the floor and broke. As the glass fell, the high chair and Trisha did too. Trisha cut her tiny toe. the one next to her big toe.
Me not having a car and living in what I called the sticks. I was worried about infection and I knew all I had was a bottle of alcohol. So as I poured it on her little toe. She looked up at me not a tear in her beautiful green eyes and said “Ow bitch that hurt”
  I was surprised to hear that word come out of my 3 year old’s mouth, I tried not to laugh as I explained to her not to say that word it was bad. In my own mind I was thinking that’s what I would have said too…...

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