I like you. You marry me?
Romance / Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex!
Imagine man and woman, in a room, perhaps in bed, perhaps not, then imagine them doing sex, coming towards each other with amorous sensations in their loins.
GIVE ME PULITZER! I TAKE YOU DOWN IF YOU NOT GIVE IT ME! I MUCH BETTER THAN WILSON HUMMINGWAY! YOU SICK WESTERN PUPPY DOGS! I EAT YOUR SHOULDERS!
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May 13, 2008
streamwalker2001
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| 152 | 90.6% (96 votes) | 33.6% |
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| 53 | M | Canada | June 02 |
lol… i think maybe you’re an acquired taste… a taste that i’m beginning to enjoy…
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May 13, 2008
beccacarr
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| 0 | 92.9% (14 votes) | 100.0% |
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| 17 | F | Overland Park, KS | June 23 |
This is ridiculous. Why even bother?
May 13, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
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May 13, 2008
Howard_Bushart 
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| 333 | 93.6% (171 votes) | 37.8% |
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| 58 | M | Seabrook, TX | August 29 |
Best romance I’ve read this year. I especially liked the part about the puppy dogs.
May 13, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
Heh heh. I like you! You come to my house for trees.
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May 13, 2008
Speedracer2009
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| 14 | 58.8% (17 votes) | 18.6% |
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| 17 | F | Arvada, CO | July 11 |
This has to be the worst piece of literature I have ever read. I have never been so displeased with any type of writing in my life.
May 13, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
Heh heh. You should read my novels. I send you kisses in the mail, brother!
July 08, 2008
by Speedracer2009
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| 14 | 58.8% (17 votes) | 18.6% |
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| 17 | F | Arvada, CO | July 11 |
I’m a girl and this is insulting.
July 09, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
Heh heh. So was review! But no offence intended! I write from the heart, and speak from the heart as well. My piece was an attack on the artificiality of romance fiction!
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May 11, 2008
msstroda
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| 7 | 66.7% (18 votes) | 7.0% |
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| 47 | F | Herington, KS | August 01 |
What the hell is this??
May 11, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
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May 05, 2008
Curtastrophe
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| 469 | 95.7% (230 votes) | 91.1% |
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| 28 | M | United States | August 28 |
Haha! What a smack at romance writers! I’m not saying it’s undeserved, but this cuts away at the romance and just focuses on the excess—Sex, sex, sex, ad naseum. I’m a supporter of sex so I’m giving you a 6 (for interaction) and a 9 (for romance). I hope this guides you towards your lofty goals.
-Curt
May 06, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
Heh heh. You like Western rumpy-pumpy, no? You scamp. I not like romance genre, so you capture intention perfectly. I give you helpful rating! We meet empress Belinda soon at dog track!
May 06, 2008
by Curtastrophe
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| 469 | 95.7% (230 votes) | 91.1% |
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| 28 | M | United States | August 28 |
I reviewed this to show solidarity. Rumpy-pumpy isn’t a term I’m familiar with. Could you explain please? Empress Belinda is a tough one!
-C
May 06, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
Rumpy-pumpy is when man engages in interpollination with a blind wench. You try sometime.
May 06, 2008
by Curtastrophe
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| 469 | 95.7% (230 votes) | 91.1% |
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| 28 | M | United States | August 28 |
Interpollination? Well that just sounds like the bees knees; the cat’s meow…
-C
May 15, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
I have cat once, but he chew up scenery! No one is reviewing my new piece! Lazy western slimes! Help me attract the unwashed masses!
May 15, 2008
by Curtastrophe
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| 469 | 95.7% (230 votes) | 91.1% |
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| 28 | M | United States | August 28 |
Unwashed masses, you are hence forth instructed… Nay, commanded to review The Malodorous Spirit of American Phalli!!!
-C
May 15, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
Heh heh. You get title wrong! It is is Melodious and not Malodorous. I send you forgiveness soon!
May 15, 2008
by Curtastrophe
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| 469 | 95.7% (230 votes) | 91.1% |
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| 28 | M | United States | August 28 |
Hahaha! Whoops. My bad…
-C
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May 02, 2008
polkadot_princess
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| 21 | 61.9% (21 votes) | 0.0% |
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| 23 | F | United Kingdom | July 20 |
This is terrible, no grammer, no punctuation and hald of it doesnt make sense!
May 03, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
What is hald? Is this your special love potion? Mikhail try some! Mikhail come around and we jet off into the sunset atop a perestroika! My piece is properly punctuated. You are unobservant Western junk bucket, no?
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May 02, 2008
imnoromeo
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| 46 | 64.3% (28 votes) | 54.1% |
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| 20 | M | Woodstock, GA | August 25 |
mmm humm well its deff unique you may want to take this humor and put it into a story better fitting it just random lines is frankly a waste of energy but if u took this energy turned it into a characted and wrote that into a story then it would not only be funny but very entertaining
May 02, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
Hey, no punctuation man! You review is like wave, whooshing across shore, is like dog barking out Schiller at 3AM and waking neighbour! We eat truffle together soon!
May 02, 2008
by imnoromeo
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| 46 | 64.3% (28 votes) | 54.1% |
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| 20 | M | Woodstock, GA | August 25 |
dude ur hilarious man its like im listening to u and like inside im laughing man but then im like laughing outside too its like i see it then it happens man whoa those must be some good truffles man
May 03, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
Heh heh. Much good truffle. I send some and you grow arms and legs. We swirl around the plaintive embers of the morning one day.
May 03, 2008
by imnoromeo
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| 46 | 64.3% (28 votes) | 54.1% |
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| 20 | M | Woodstock, GA | August 25 |
but like in an infinite universe where like everything is just based on random speculation how can u prove its the truffles that are making the stuff grow
May 03, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
Truffles create in image of God. God based on my beard. You stroke one day!
May 03, 2008
by imnoromeo
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| 46 | 64.3% (28 votes) | 54.1% |
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| 20 | M | Woodstock, GA | August 25 |
whoa that totally blew my mind man
May 04, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
I blow minds often!
May 04, 2008
by imnoromeo
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| 46 | 64.3% (28 votes) | 54.1% |
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| 20 | M | Woodstock, GA | August 25 |
are you god?
May 05, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
Yes! I best God to offer. Forget Yahwah or Tex Ritter… I the one to worship!
May 05, 2008
by imnoromeo
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| 46 | 64.3% (28 votes) | 54.1% |
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| 20 | M | Woodstock, GA | August 25 |
soo u want monotary or human sacrifices
May 05, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
I don’t take bribe! But if you have unpolished wench, I take one!
May 05, 2008
by imnoromeo
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| 46 | 64.3% (28 votes) | 54.1% |
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| 20 | M | Woodstock, GA | August 25 |
sorry they dont stay unpolished around me for long i have a roommate u can have him
May 06, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
He sound fabulous. Chop off his legs and send them in jiffy bag to me!
May 06, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
He sound fabulous. Chop off his legs and send them in jiffy bag to me!
May 06, 2008
by imnoromeo
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| 46 | 64.3% (28 votes) | 54.1% |
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| 20 | M | Woodstock, GA | August 25 |
ok do u have an address
May 06, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
If you mean e-mail then yes! I have account on UK e-mail schizimerov@britpost.com. They are fools!
May 06, 2008
by imnoromeo
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| 46 | 64.3% (28 votes) | 54.1% |
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| 20 | M | Woodstock, GA | August 25 |
i dont think his legs will go through the email and im not paying postage thats how they find u man then they trap you and plant bugs in your brain man
May 06, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
Heh heh. You feed skin through the computer. Remove each speck and mail to me as attachment!
May 06, 2008
by imnoromeo
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| 46 | 64.3% (28 votes) | 54.1% |
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| 20 | M | Woodstock, GA | August 25 |
nope cant do it the cops are already looking at me funny over the disapearance hows Russia this time of year i think i need someplace to hide
May 06, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
Come to my house. I live in teepee in Omsk!
May 07, 2008
by imnoromeo
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| 46 | 64.3% (28 votes) | 54.1% |
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| 20 | M | Woodstock, GA | August 25 |
so u like have a house an a teepee far out
May 07, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |
Far out! I no have house, just teepee. Come and admire my shell collection!
May 07, 2008
by imnoromeo
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| 46 | 64.3% (28 votes) | 54.1% |
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| 20 | M | Woodstock, GA | August 25 |
aww no can do im allergic to collections maybe if u just had an assortment we would be ok but collections give me hives
May 07, 2008
by Mikhail_S
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| 149 | 82.6% (86 votes) | 62.3% |
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| 30 | M | Russia | August 28 |










