Hello Shiara! I curious why you got a zero, and some of the others of the same ilk got hundreds? And no comments too. What’s up with that?
Humor/Satire / I Am Anonymous (look me up and see)
I am Anonymous. I hereby claim all that is mine. All of you who think they can remain unknown by signing my name in their stead, beware! I now officially take credit for all you have written… and what are you going to do about it? Yes, I take the blame for all those dirty little secrets posted on the internet. But I especially take responsibility for all writing that has been widely acclaimed by those who have the authority to do so. I embody all those too scared to step forward and claim their own work for whatever reason. It is all Mine now, all Mine. I have spent Centuries waiting to reveal myself and now is the time! I am Anonymous! Hear My Call! Feel My Power! Grovel at My Feet!
I Am Anonymous, and I hereby and ever after claim that which is rightfully mine. Let Everyone far and wide know what Anonymous wrote!
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Snuggle_Bunny reviewed Version 1 -
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It’s says not to take it seriously, so I don’t know what kind of review you want? I would take the capitals off Mine, Centuries, the three phrases at the end of the first paragraph, and Everyone. Other than that, it’s really cute.
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MacCrasik reviewed Version 1 -
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I don’t know what you want reviewed, so I’ll just say,
Too fun all around.
bulletwithbutterflywings reviewed Version 1 -
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i found this one surprisingly funny. Only suggestion i have is sentence 4 in the 1st paragraph, i don’t think you need the …after writing. I think you could simply make sentence 5 a new sentence. In sentence 8, i don’t think you need to capitalize mine. If you are trying to make it stand out, I would capitalize the whole word. Same thing with centuries. And the same thing with the last 3 sentences in that 1st paragraph. You make your point that they are to be shouted, exclaimed excitedly by adding the exclamation point, there’s no need to capitalize the first letter of each word. other than those grammatical errors, the content is pretty amusing and i had to smile.
JacquelineDawson reviewed Version 1 -
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Okay, so I didn’t exactly find it humorous, hence the not all together good numbers from me to you, but I did however find this quite cool nonetheless, taken the slightly failing attempt at being funny aside – I really sit here wishing you had made another rating subject and added it so I could grade you with something more than these little bastard numbers, but well – no such subject exists, so Alas!
Still, this was good. I’ll definitely be thinking twice before I ever post as an Anonymous again. And furthermore, seeing as I cannot see if your name is Anonymous or not, I should really look into whether or not that name is already taken ;p Lol.
Merry Christmas.
saveusjeebus reviewed Version 1 -
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I hope you’re not taking credit for Beowulf…. Booooring! Cute little flash bit, but I wish you had made it longer with some choicey examples of the good and bad things you will be taking credit for
ShawnaQuijada reviewed Version 1 -
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Very creative! I was smiling while I was reading it. I agree, though – people need to step up and claim what they’ve written!! Good or bad, be proud of your work! Love this piece; it’s going on my favorites list. Don’t change a thing; it’s perfect.
goofygoober168 reviewed Version 1 -
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If you’re going to capitalize words like ‘mine’ at the end of the piece, it’d be best to do this throughout.
Other than that, it’s kinda funny…though a bit…ah, boring? Might be more interesting if you included some of the things ‘Anonymous’ is claiming.
Keep writing!
MrJawbreakingEquilibrium reviewed Version 1 -
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That was pretty sweet and clever. I’d never have thought of someone claiming to be Anonymous and taking credit for all that work out there. It’s an interesting idea. Well, written.
angelauddie2107 reviewed Version 1 -
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Perfection! This is a decent, thought out, good researched, well written piece of Art!
wltshr reviewed Version 1 -
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At last!!!
Something funny in humour/satire.
I never expected it to happen. Never funny, never ever satirical, never sure why I continue to look in this section.
Thank you.
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