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Steve Mazzagatti
Steve Mazzagatti is a ref for UFC and IFL and a few other MMA events, and he is by far the worst ever.
I despise him because he makes bad calls, dangerous calls and is overall just a bad ref.
My reasons are many so I have listed them here.
1 Brock lesner fight, horrible call Mir should have lost but Steve screwed it up.
2. the recent fight with A Johnson, where he was poked in the eye three times and when it finally hurt him soo badly he couldnt go on. What does Steve Mazzagatti do now? He gives the win to the other guy who just broke the rules.
3. He had a horrible mustache that looked very pedophile like.
(THe following are not proven but Steve has never said they werent true)
4.Steve Mazzagatti double dips on party platters.
5. Steve Mazzagatti: drops the F-bomb in front of preschoolers.
6. Steve Mazzagatti: uses expired coupouns whenever possible.
7. Steve Mazzagatti: tips at 8% or less, always.
8. Steve Mazzagatti hates children and puppies.
9. Steve Mazzagatti talks on his cell in movies theaters.
10. Steve Mazzagatti shouts out the punchline to every joke.
11. Steve Mazzagatti doesnt believe the holocaust happened.
12. Steve Mazzagatti never recycles ever, in fact he empties his neighbors recycling into the garbage.
13. Steve Mazzagatti speeds at 100mph in school zones.
14. Steve Mazzagatti gives bad directions on purpose.
15. Steve Mazzagatti picks all the oreo chunks out of the cookies and cream ice cream, leaving a mushy vanilla for everyone else.
16. Steve Mazzagatti sings the lyrics wrong really loud.
17. Steve Mazzagatti is a mouth breather.
18. Steve Mazzagatti never picks up after his dog.
19. Steve Mazzagatti wears white after labor day.
20. Steve Mazzagatti never uses his blinkers.
21. He drinks milk from the carton no matter where hes at.
22. He still plays ‘super bass tapes’ in his car to annoy everyone around him.
23.
He refers to himself as ’ the Steveanator’
24. He once poured sugar in my gastank while burning an american flag.
25. He is penpals with Osama Bin Laden.
26. He cuts in line at Disney.
27. Steve takes peoples lightbulbs from thier bathroom, as a joke.
28. Steve once talked to a guy who was friends with some other guy who was a murderer. Concincidence? You be the judge.
29. Steve cuts down trees on arbor day.
30.
Steve drives a hummer just to waste gas
31. Steve parks in handicap spot with no permit.
31. Steve eats all the M&M’s out of trail mix.
32. Steve enters the special olymiics so he can win.
33. Steve slips the girls the tongue when practicing cpr.
34. Steve goes through the communion line twice to avoid having to go out to eat later.
35. Steve thought Battlefield Earth was an awesome movie.
36. Steve is a volunteer meder maid because he thinks it fun.
37. Steve knows what crop circles mean, but he wont tell anyone.
38. Steve dresses up as Santa at christmas only to pull off the beard and hat and ruin kids belief that santa existis, he does it the same thing with the easter bunny, tooth fairy, and Chanukah Harry.
39. Steve gives Brussel sprouts and Artichoke hearts to trick or treaters.
40.
Steve went to Astronomy. com and bought as many stars as he could and named them all derivatives of “Stevanator; Stevo, Stevester…”
41. Steve Magzzatti, scalps expired tickets at sporting events.
42. Steve wears Yellow to funerals.
43. Steve blocks every channel on his kids TV except for Home shopping network.
44. If Steve gets hold of your cell phone he we will change your default language to Arabic.
45. He blows out the birthdays candles on other peoples cakes before the song is even done.
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I really hate sports but I still read this because when I read the first couple of lines I thought that it was pretty humerous. How dare he wear white after labor day. He should be fired. :)
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