Journal, Diary, & Blogging / Divorced Dads Day,The rest of summer was one party after another

The rest of summer was one party after another

for adults and kids too. my house had always been the kool-aid house, where every kid in the neighborhood hangs out.looking for munchies, a swim in the pool or just the privilege of getting picked on by me. just kidding, kids are otay banky and cant help it if the most fun to be had was at the last house on the left,remember that movie. I used to scare the crap out of the kids with a story about the campground killer that wandered the river area behind the house.classic stuff.

so as the summer of no mom no work and hanging poolside with my kids went on,word got out that i was single and took the summer off.the parties got bigger louder and longer.

YIPEE.

the party room out by the pool aka the cabana room aka the game room aka the place where chuck lived now had become a non stop pool tournament with thong wearing tit shakin

bimbos . such a tragedy.had to bring a keg box from the restaurant just to keep the empty

cans and bottle count down.Ended up bringing three round corner dining booths home and setting them up around the pool.of course i had already hung twenty or so neon beer lights,mounted a wild boar head with a little speaker hidden in its taxidermied mouth.people would look at it cuz it had huge tusks,and was wearing a neck tie,sun glasses and mardi gras beads,when it started talking to people they would just about shit their pants.

better not forget the lights from the top of a cop car that i mounted over the poolside bar,kinda’ became a habit to turn on the flashing red and blue lights whenever some good oral was going on.Yeah a lotta’ poolside playin’ was going on when the kids were sleeping or off with granma.

Then there is the fact that between my roomie chuck and myself we had about 70 k and had hot ass strippers coming over all the time.It was a summer for the ages.

We used to say”why are dads so cool? ‘cuz they are not moms.”I like women and respect them, but to have 5 close friends going through or just been through divorce, put a few certain bitches in a very unfavorable point of view.with school starting up

the Divorced Dads Day went from an ongoing gig to a tuesday party with three main characters and our six kids.and the party moved next door to another Divorced Dad who kept the house and the kids.Can you imagine, two Divorced dads keeping the houses and the kids and living next door to each other as we had for many years already.That alone was reason to party.

well in the next post Im probably going to go backwards a bit in order to move forward correctly.Ya’ll come back now hear.

©SMRB

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