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Humor/Satire / I've Clicked Everywhere Man

I was surfing with my laptop along this “Internet Superhighway” road -
When I came across a search engine with the latest algorithmic code.
“If you’re gonna cruise this ‘World Wide Web’ why don’t you give me a try.”
And so I came up with a new search string and I typed the words inside.
He asked me if my past results had this many returns to see -
And I said, “Listen. I’ve been on this here Internet since ol’ Tim Berners-Lee!”

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I’ve clicked everywhere man
I’ve clicked everywhere man
I’ve kept up with online trends man
I’ve clicked everywhere man
Of sites I’ve seen my share man
I’ve clicked everywhere

I’ve been to:
Google, Yahoo, YouTube, Amazon,
MySpace, Facebook, AltaVista, Buy.com,
Blogger, Twitter, Linked In, Viacom,
Double Click, Fandango, Bebo, Match.com,
MSN, IBM, CNN, Geocities,
IMDB, Digg, and Search.com, what a pity…

[Chorus]

I’ve been to:
Wikipedia, Rapid Share, Craigslist, Pirate Bay,
Flickr, Photobucket, Something Awful, eBay,
MegaUpload, Friendster, eHarmony, WordPress,
Mininova, Ask Jeeves, CNET, MapQuest,
AOL, Apple, Adobe, New York Times,
HomestarRunner, DeviantArt, YouPorn, what a crime…

[Chorus]

I’ve been to:
iStockPhoto, CyWorld, The Onion, Baidu,
PayPal, How Stuff Works, Monster, Bahu,
Mr Brown, MegaVideo, RatherGood, Blogspot,
Tube8, About.com, Windows Live, GameSpot,
ESPN, CBS, Wall Street Journal, BBC,
Netflix, Verizon, Dell.com, so much to see…

[Chorus]

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