Lyrics / SuperBinarHexaCascaAsciiFusionalis

I got a job in Information “Techie-nology”.
I had to learn to write some code to be all I can be!
We're currently adopting certain methodologies.
My new career in no way affects my pathology!

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SuperBinarHexaCascaAsciiFusionalis!
The guy that thought this language up sure had a lot of malice!
If you code it long enough your brain will get a callus!
SuperBinarHexaCascaAsciiFusionalis!
I’m-gonna-go-crazy-I-wanna-die!
I’m-gonna-go-crazy-I-wanna-die!
I’m-gonna-go-crazy-I-wanna-die!
I’m-gonna-go-crazy-I-wanna-die!

As a web developer my thoughts just might explode -
When searching through tutorials to find the perfect code!
Follow simple standards will keep all my coding clean -
And all I need to write it is a shot of pure caffeine!

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I sit here in this cubicle and code the day away.
Nervously I think about just what my boss will say -
If I cannot meet expected productivity…
I’m losing all my marbles and my objectivity!

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All these words and numbers getting mixed up in my brain!
If I miss a semicolon I might go insane!
Scanning through each line of code is gonna take all day!
Oh, how many hours after work will I have to stay??

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My boss he wants me at the office on a Saturday.
My eyes are going cross-eyed from this RGB display.
Finally my work uploaded on this production day!
Of course, who knows, six months from now it might all go away…

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Six years of my life go by in my coding career.
Then one day a memo comes and fills my heart with fear!
“Our company was bought out and a merger’s on the way.
You’re no longer required here. Clean out your desk! Good day!”

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