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AN INTEGRATED SPIRAL WITH TIME

It has been reported that one measure of man
is the spiral of his DNA.

Our time has been comparatively short in that
case since the process of typing DNA reportedly
began in England during World War II.
A machine was constructed for the purpose of
breaking the code used by German Submarines.
In the process of constructing this machine a link
was discovered between Genome and the code.

Next, the question, what is time :
A simple answer may be that time is simply a
relationship between processes. In other words,
the distance covered and the measure of
covering that distance.

Where do we fit into the formula. We probably are
the distance covered in the spiral of time.
If we are asked who we are, we can probably answer
quite truthfully that we are a special distance in
the spiral of the universe. Then we will be asked,
about the place of atoms and molecules in man.
The answer would be that atoms and molecules are
simply a shorter distance in the time spiral.
Where does man fit into this spiral ?

In the beginning gaps appeared in the spiral.
Somewhere directionally sensitive material collected
in gaps in the spiral. Eventually this material formed
a pattern. The pattern determined distance and the
distance determined inheritance and in the continuum
according to distance in the spiral you either became
you or a bug.

Providing your material became integrated intimately,
associated with certain gray material a special persona
incubated into brain cells and the mass became you.

Looking around you discover that you are not a bug.
Your brain cells discovered they can put two and two
together and come up with a solution, so ----------------
it became no longer necessary to blame your neighbor
for your bad luck. You no longer have to cry over your
bad marriage and curse your ex-spouse.

Just blame your bad luck on the relationship of your
particulate matter in the time spiral and if you are really
inventive, reform those little gray buggers until you get
it right. Maybe your ex will do the same and you will
both get it right this time.

Just thought I would offer you a particulate or two.

Good luck !

----- Eagle Cruagh

 

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