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MICE IN ME UNDERWEAR DRAWER

 Home from the movie What a lark

He pats me fanny Ya know it`s gett`n dark

All excited fix a drink

A nice vermouthWill kill the stink

Ya gotta love the youth

He was a Greek

No ! Not a God

Just a Greek

Gave me the nod

Back in me house

Feel like a mouse

Gotta shower

Like ya do fur a spouse

Hot then cold

Me skin does shine

Rub me down Put on me fine

What `n the name of hivv`n

What`s the time

What`l he think a me

There`s mice in me underwear drawer ---- Eagle Cruagh

© 2009 Eagle Cruagh

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