Lyrics / It’s Yet Another Vampire Show

She had a shiny bright smile an’ some spray-tanned skin.
Knockin’ on my door sayin’ “invite me on in!”
She looked an awful lot like that there “Anna Panquin”…
(‘r maybe it was jess ‘er ol’ undead evil twin!)
She had on a shredded dress and she had bleach-blonded hair.
She looked a little sketchy but heck, I didn’t care.
Yes I know that she’s an irresistible hot babe -
But she’s probably Lestat’s luver, whar’s my stake?

And I can’t take yet another show ‘bout Vampires!
Bite you onna neck succumb t’ them deeesires!
Thar’ all at the liquor store buyin’ sum “Blood Lite”!
Do they turn ta ash or sparkle in tha sunlight?
Creatures of tha night! Thar’ on every channel!
They can’t be stabbed, ’r shot ‘r dismantled!
Burn down the Hot Topic… it really don’t matter!
Don’ look ‘em in tha eyes… you might get glamoured!

While yer workin’ all day, thar’ buried underground -
Waitin in thar’ coffin fer tha sun ta go down.
When the bloodlust is pumpin’ and the stars come out -
Jess don’t invite ‘em in an’ lock the door t’ yer house!

And I can’t take yet another show ‘bout Vampires!
Bite you onna neck succumb t’ them desires!
Thar’ all at the liquor store buyin’ sum “Blood Lite”!
Do they turn ta ash or sparkle in tha sunlight?
Creatures of tha night! Thar’ on every channel!
They can’t be stabbed, ’r shot ‘r dismantled!
Burn down the Hot Topic… it really don’t matter!
Don’ look ‘em in tha eyes… you might get glamoured!

Pretty... jess peer into my gaze…
Mmmmmm ya taste like peaches! please jess one more bite…
Aawww yeah!

Creatures of tha night! Thar’ on every channel!
They can be stabbed, ’r shot ‘r dismantled!
Burn down the Hot Topic… it really don’t matter!
Don’ look ‘em in tha eyes… you might get glamoured!

Mmmmm yeah yeah
I’ll make you undead.
We can sleep here in the ground.

Damn, you jess got glamoured!

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