Humor/Satire / opps i did it again

The silence in the exam room almost kills me.
i pray for noise, more than the clicking of a pen.
my stomach twists and turns,
and tried to contort from the intense pressure.
i feel it coming, but i tell it not to.
i pray harder for more noise in the room,
but alas i get no such luck.
suddenly there is a loud noise,
and a bad smell floats around the room.
i try to blame it on the person next to me,
but alas, im already a beetroot,
now there is no denying it...
i am the farting offender.
 

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