Novel Treatments / Amateur (Chapter 4)

It is girl-on-girl day at Pink Plush Studios. Everyone is irritable but they don’t say anything because Censor Bitch is here to observe things and one wrong word out of anyone could get all of us fired.

The Harrisons and Censor Bitch do not get along. Have never gotten along. In the beginning the Harrisons wanted to name their production company Pink Pussy Pictures. Because of their contracts with prominent financial backers, Censor Bitch got the final say on what they could call themselves. And she said absolutely not on the Pink Pussy idea. Apparently it is acceptable for the financial backers to admit they’ve funded Pink Plush Productions – makers of fine adult entertainment – but Pink Pussy Pictures is unacceptable on the payroll.

LaLa Lain and I are in our dressing room getting ready for today’s shoot along with Mimi Sizzle, who is a contract girl like us but doesn’t work regularly so doesn’t have a dressing room of her own. When she isn’t here making movies, Mimi dances at some club owned by her ex-con boyfriend. That is where her stage name comes from, though how she got it even there I’m not sure. If there is one thing Mimi does not do, it is sizzle. She is pretty enough in a quiet way, but sexy seems to totally allude her.

“You’re needed on set, girls.” One of the crew sticks her head in and gives us a harried look. “The Harrisons and Censor Bitch are all over the place today and there is no telling which shoot they’ll appear at. Marco wants everyone on their game.”

Marco is the director. I think. They come and go so often, I don’t know how anyone remembers their names.

LaLa and I head for the set while Mimi finishes her make-up. We walk down the long cement hallway, up a flight of stairs, and head into the largest studio in the warehouse. There are scenes being shot in all of the studios today because the Harrisons like to throw as much as possible at Censor Bitch to try and trip her up. So far she hasn’t had any problems and I think that is part of what pisses the Harrisons off about her. She can keep up with them every step they take and they hate that.

Jade Fire and Lola Velvet are already on the set when LaLa and I get there. The big studio has been draped with panels of colored lace and mesh fabric. Large pillows are thrown about over a huge red rug. Looks like we’re doing a harem orgy, which explains the filmy, see-thru genie pajamas we are wearing.

Jade Fire and LaLa Lain exchange chilly looks and stand as far away from each other as possible. Their feud is legendary around here. Once upon a time two sweet, burgeoning starlets were introduced to the almighty Harrisons, great queens of the adult film world. Both girls were beautiful and sexy but the Harrisons only needed one.

Stories abound as to how LaLa got chosen over Jade. Tales of sabotage and ugly rumors and all kinds of vicious crap. I’ve never gotten up the nerve to ask LaLa for the truth. Needless to say what happened happened. LaLa Lain got a big fat contract with Pink Plush Productions and Jade Fire has been bounced around from company to company as a bit player. If you’ve been passed over by the Harrisons it is doubtful anyone else will offer you a real contract. Instead you have to scrape up jobs wherever you can, which Jade has had to do for years.

Needless to say all this history makes shoots like today heavy with tension and likely to turn into an extreme fighting free-for-all.

The director starts barking instructions only moments after we have appeared on set and Mimi has come running through the studio doors. Soon we are naked and spread out on the cushions like some sheik’s wet dream. Which I guess is the point.

Lola Velvet and Mimi Sizzle are licking my nipples and stroking my thighs while I moan and bite my lips and squirm beneath them. I’m concentrating on what they are doing and how I’m reacting to them so we can get through today in as few takes as possible. I’m worried about LaLa and Jade, who the idiot director put together off in a corner where I can’t hear them or see them even in the edges of my vision. LaLa has been acting a little weird as it is lately, what with the getting sick on set a couple of days ago and everything. Now for her to be having sex with someone she doesn’t get along with may be too much for her.

One of Mimi’s hands reaches up to start rubbing my clit and I change my expression accordingly. A lot of the time I like to let myself get into the girl-on-girl stuff. Its nice and easy and comfortable really. And it would be stupid to have sex all the time and not ever get off on it. I mean, what a waste.

But, even when Lola Velvet puts her head between my legs and laps at my clit with her tongue I can’t let go and ride the Big O I know could come because LaLa Lain is too much on my mind.

“You like it when I touch you, baby?” Lola asks in her velvety voice (said voice the reason she took the name Lola Velvet when she started in the business), bringing me back to what is going on right against me. Oh, and inside me. When did her fingers get there?

We all hear the scream when it happens but it still takes us a minute to realize something is wrong. I was pretty much expecting something yet I’m as surprised as everyone else when it happens.

“You bitch!” Jade Fire screams. There are sounds of a struggle from the corner of the set where she and LaLa are tangled together. I release myself from Lola and Mimi and the three of us scurry over to find out what is going on.

The crew is even slower to react then we are. They must think this is part of the scene because they aren’t moving yet. Just standing and staring, a sea of confused faces in a ring around our little piece of chaos. Things have definitely spiraled out of control.

“This crazy bitch bit me!” Jade Fire bawls. The director yells “Cut!” and starts demanding an explanation. Jade and LaLa are rolling around naked and sweaty on the cushions. A nasty bite mark has appeared on Jade’s left breast and LaLa has bright red scratch marks down her face, so there is no telling who was the initial attacker here and who the victim. Just because Jade is screaming doesn’t mean she didn’t draw first blood.

“You ugly whore!” LaLa spits, grabbing Jade’s long hair and pulling hard while wrapping her legs around the other woman’s waist in a tight scissor-grip. “Let’s see who wants to fuck you when I snatch you bald!”

Jade is slapping and biting, LaLa is pulling and scratching, and they both are thrashing around in a tangle of cushions and gauzy hangings.

Why isn’t anyone stopping this? I try to wade in and pull them apart but get kicked roughly so fall back to the side. Frantically I look for help and spot a familiar face among the stunned crew.

“Noah! Don’t just stand there like an idiot“

My words get him and everyone else moving. The director, Noah, and several others fling themselves into the fight and manage to tear the dueling porn stars apart. They are hissing at each other like rabid cats. Too bad we aren’t doing one of those fetish films.

“Where are the Harrisons?” Lola Velvet asks quietly, and we all fall silent in sudden fear. If the Harrisons saw the fight, especially while Censor Bitch was prowling around the warehouse, we would all be lucky to keep our jobs.

And that is when we realize a miracle has happened. The Harrisons and Censor Bitch are off at another shoot and weren’t around to witness anything.

“Okay,” the director says, looking really uncomfortable but still determined. “Let’s all be smart here.” He trails off, gazing at me blankly as if he has lost the answer to this dilemma but it might be written somewhere on my face.

“Yeah,” I pick up for him, realizing that as the senior contract employee here (who has not lost her mind), I’m going to have to try to take charge. “Let’s be smart. I think we all know what will happen if the Harrisons catch wind of this. So let’s just do the smart thing.”

“LaLa and Jade go back to the dressing rooms. Everyone else just finish the scene. And that’s it. We pretend nothing happened. Maybe LaLa and Jade got food poisoning or something.” Noah issues commands like a natural born leader and I would probably be jealous of this ability of his, if I wasn’t so damn grateful.

And just like that we all move to do what Noah said. LaLa and Jade disappear with some crew members, both having fallen into some post-fight funk and putting up no protest. The rest of us go back to shooting the harem orgy scene – now a threesome – without a problem.

There it is, the amazing ability of everyone in this place to forget the harsh realities that we don’t want to think about. We just sweep the nasty stuff under the red woven rug and move on in our waking dream.

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