Poetry / A Chav Called Gav

there once was a bloke called gav
an he was quite a chav
pills n coke n burberry cap
he really wasnt the nicest chap
he goes out greebo bashing
gives them a bloody good thrashing
an takes their phone
the bastard, bad to the bone
so wat do we do wiv a chav called gav?
asbos? ur avin a laff
put an ak in his path
an watch him cry an beg 4 4givness
so i whip out my cock an piss
in that dumb muvafukas face
surely he aint from the human race?
a violent disposition
lets make it our mission
2 rid the world of his scum
stick a knive up his bum
roast him on a spit
an shoot him up wiv a hit
to put his miserable life behind him
an then on a whim
lets go 4 a swim
in the pool of violence
an kill the rest of them, an it only cost 2 pence