Quotes / A Brave New Nametag
My name has been classified for purposes of NATIONAL SECURITY.
Any attempts to question this classification are unpatriotic, serve only to help the terrorists, and may cause the questioner to be declared an “Unlawful Enemy Combatant” under the Military Commissions Act of 2006, with all the scrupulous attention to human rights which such a designation implies.
So there!
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This would be funny if it weren’t true. Goodbye America, I’ll miss you.
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Very amusing. It would have made me laugh. You might want to consider posting it under humor instead of quotes as it is a joke, not an aphorism. Still, as a joke, it’s a 10.
If I ever saw someone wearing that, I’d burst out laughing, and then I’d ask them what they name was even if I could get arrested. But yah, That is beyond hilarious, I mean wow. I don’t think I’d write the whole thing, I personally would just write, “My name has been classified for purposes of NATIONAL SECURITY” The rest of it wouldn’t fit on a normal nametag, least I don’t think so. Thanks for sharing that with me, it deffinitly got a laugh out of me.
The Raven
This is very postmodern of you. I think that it’s an intersting way to communicate what is going on in the world today. Good work…
I always like this kind of humor in a work place, as long as it didn’t cause that person too much embarrassment. I see the only quote was a short excerpt from our government.
Brilliant.
I don’t think it could have been said any better.
Actually, I think next time I forget my pin I’ll use that. I’ll give you credit though.
Haha, I have to admit I love that.
I like it. It’s kinda funny.
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