Non-fiction / Dear God, Don't Let This Paper Be Graded
Dear God, Don’t Let This Paper Be Graded
By Yours Truly (gREG rOE)
My name be Greg. I hustles for a living at Medary Commons. I may not make the dollah dollah bills, y’all, but I keeps it reall, f’reelz. From Brookings city I was born and raised – the floor drawing comix is where I spent most of my daze.
Yeah, I took English 101. Composition? I bee’d that mamma jamma. I was planning on aceing it – but apparently my papers weren’t up to par-potential. Did I find those subjects difficult? Not this guy. See I’m a go-getter. I give 110%. Don’t think it’s possible? Obviously you haven’t had me in your class. Check and mate. Yeah, I learned some stuff from composition 101, but by now it’s so ingrained in my bloated head that I don’t remember what I learned. That’s how well I learned it. Don’t get it? Read again, it makes sense to me. I think I got docked for my tone and attitude in my papers. Typically my writing isn’t so spermatic.
Currently I attend Yale University online. SDSU is just for kicks. I’m majoring in History Education and aspire to go to grad school and be a professor or a doctor. If that doesn’t work out, I guess I’ll have to become a rock star. Either way I wear cologne that smells like marrying a doctor so I have little worries for the future.
I don’t really read for enjoyment much anymore. My favorite book is probably Dracula but I haven’t read that since High School.
I’m taking composition 201 because I actually enjoy writing more than reading or a lot of other subjects in college. I think my paper clearly reflects my spelling capabitlies, and, lackthereof grammar errs. I would need to improve my vocabulary except that I use a little thing called a thesaurus. In regards to writing, my strong point is that I enjoy it – my weak point is that I don’t take it very seriously… but that’s sort of a strong point. Right?
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Why uz lose the slang at the end of the piece. It was a bit corny with the rhyme of Brookings city I was born and raised – the floor drawing comix is where I spent most of my daze. I’m thinking Fresh Prince of Bel Aire was running through you mind. If your intrigued with slang write a poem about the best and worst of it. This gotta say is worse. Tah tah.
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Few things, SDSU isn’t that great academically, but it sure is fun. Make the most of it while you’re there.
Your sentence before your last paragraph has no transition to it and completely disrupts the flow of this piece.
Other than that, this piece is pretty original, a blend of orthodox and not so orthodox writing. I liked it. So skeet skeet nigga cuz you got a 9.
You mean your tone is unacceptable? And where can I get some of that cologne?
I don’t know about this, but a smile started across my face when I read the first paragraph. A chuckle was slowly building when I got to the middle of the second stanza. Third stanza full blow laugh, laughing and more laughing. I am not sure if is that funny or Just that I can relate to what it says so well. Your style is unique. The way you wrote the piece is on a level of it’s own. I found it very funny, sarcastic and a new and fresh style.
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