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I haven’t watched TV in over four months. This is mainly due to all of the “reality” shit. But it’s not actual reality. It’s just game shows involving a bunch of people doing stupid shit that nobody would actually do. But money is involved, so they do it.
But last night I watched TV for the first time in that break. And I can honestly say it was the stupidest and most pointless shit I’ve ever seen. I don’t remember the exact name, I just remember seeing the word “ninja” in it. I think it was “Ninja Battle” or something. Anyways, it was on G4 (a once prosperous network that went down the shitter with crappy programming like this ninja stuff).
I saw the name and knew ninjas would not do battle simply because of the fact that there are no ninjas. Here’s where it gets funny. The people on the show have to do ridiculous shit like holding on to window curtains and swinging across and holding on to a metal pipe and sliding down what it’s attached to.
That’s not even the funniest. The people are lured in with the promise of becoming a ninja if they win. Now, do you seriously think doing stupid shit like this will actually make you a ninja? You’re on a fucking game show, not in Imperial Japan. No wonder this damn show is made in Japan; there’s nobody stupid enough in America to do it. Well, there are people in America who probably wanted to get on, but they were probably too busy living on in Antartica with their cock turned purple with icicles to be the next “Survivor.”
Here, I have a reality show for you. Whoever makes me the best sandwich is officially an “Iron Chef.” Whoever punches my neighbor’s whiney-ass-bratty kids is the “Strongest Man Alive.” Whoever eats the most food in a 2 hour period wins both the title “Hungriest Man” and walks home with an upset stomach and diabetes.
People believe so much shit it’s not even funny. Oh, and those three titles are still open. If anyone wants to do that shit, let me know. Fucking morons. I’m not watching TV ever again.
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nelson1 reviewed Version 1 -
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udontno reviewed Version 1 -
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Tv can be so very untasteful at times. I like this, but you could have left out the cursing and it would have had the same effect on me.
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charliehorse reviewed Version 1 -
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Have you tried educational programing like the History Chanel or Discovery? It is hard to find something good to watch now days. Personaly I believe people watch reality shows to take them out of the sad reality they live in but all it does is numb their brain to the truth of life. If there were not so many ignorant people out there, there would not be as many stupid shows. Good luck with your boycot, it will be a tough one to win.
onlywish reviewed Version 1 -
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I like your style. The topic is not my cup of tea, but you wrote it well. You could of gone into more details in this paragraph “I saw the name and knew ninjas”, but that would of taken the flow a way from the even spacing of the word shit. lol
Orkneygirl reviewed Version 1 -
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This is a voice piece with a sullen, pouty tone. It’s written well enough, but who would want to read it? It doesn’t take an Einstein to realize choices for quality television viewing are scarce to non-existent, nor does it take a lot of “shit” and “fuck” usage to get this point across. I agree with the author that there isn’t much to choose from when it comes to watching television, hence I prefer reading books, articles, etc., but don’t necessarily enjoy reading superflous swearing in what I read. If I might suggest the author develop a wider vocabulary for expressing his thoughts? :-)
Sltsnirvana reviewed Version 1 -
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Heh. Reminds me of maddox for some reason, probably because of the superior tone and the profanity.
It’s good, especially for 17, but it could be better.
You repeat yourself several times. I read the phrase
“(insert adjective here) shit” several times. You could try reducing the number of times you say shit, we get the point.
The second to last paragraph was funny, to the point, and original. Good job with that.
And on a side note, what about movies or comedy shows(simpsons, familyl guy, etc…)? Could you possibly hate those to?
notmrright reviewed Version 1 -
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Thank God I don’t watch TV. I hate it, too. It is the bane of America, and I have yet to see hardly any TV that was worth the effort put into it.
Gustible reviewed Version 1 -
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Not having watched TV voluntarily for years (airport lounges excepted) nor owning a TV, I completely sympathize with your viewpoint. However – it does seems that you “doth protest too much”? Why not try and make a reasoned point, rather than using biased invective ?
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