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A thousand zen dragons flick their tongues at my sphincter…............
I have no clue where this came from it just popped in my head at the moment. Busy bee busy bee….
Haverhill Massachusetts black hole of death and debauchory home of the ghetto superstar. The town I grew up in , AKA HELLTOWN…............
Why I’m thinking about Haverhill right now is beyond me, But I am . It’s not much of a place, It’s a former mill city formerly famous for the wonderful shoes it used to manufacture. The slipper Queen city of the world was it’s first claim to fame although severasl celebrities due hail from Hell such as the poet John Greenleaf Whittier, Rob Zombie, THe Million Dollarman Ted Dibiase, Tom Bergeron, Jeff the hell raiser Fraza, and a few others I can’t remember…... But now it’s mostly famous for gangs and crack cocaine I belive.
So nothing strikes my fancy right now ,but I’nm so fucking bored I might as well ramble aimlessly here on the net. Who knows why or for what reasons. It’s just something to do I suppose . Toxic propaganda spills from lips .
I tried to go to the bar tonight but was so disgusted with the world I didn’t even finish my drink.. I know it’s getting bad when drinking has even lost it’s appeal to me…........................
I’m not depressed rather repressed at the moment I guess. My finacal situation is in shambles , serves me right for investing in high risk stocks in a company whose ceo just went to jail…... Should have invested in condoms and Tampons instead as long as people are using one the other is always needed.
It seems I’m always broke this time of year anyways …. The begining of the new year always brings forth good fortune for me for some reason. So I belive I’ll just stick it out for a couple more weeks ,until the Gods of fortune smile on me again….............
Doom is not in my immediate future,At least I don’t belive it to be ,but who knows…...................
I’m not hungry ,but I’m starving if that can make any sense…........
I’m not cold but I’m freezing to death…............
It’s 2:26 am and I’m talking to a computer screan not very fruitful but it beats staring at the ceiling. I’m actually talking about nothing right now and have nothing witty or poignant to say at the moment.
SO my question is why are you reading this ?
Probally because like myself at the moment you have nothing better tto do , such as myself . This being the reason I’m writing this right now. If you made it this far…......I tip my hat to you…............
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Yes I’m extremely strange minded right now almost delirous with the strange tingling sensations of an acid flash back creaping over me for some odd reason…......Why I don’t know probally stress related or something of that nature….I enjoy this word play though for some odd reason , I know it’s all gobblygook , but it passes the time .my hypothesis is that it will some how be self medicating to just babble on and on .
SANITY as defined by websters dictionary is Soundness of mind…. I find this to be a rather vague definition that could be left up to the eye of the beholder. Maybe thats what I’m seeking here by this rambling soundness of mind I.E. sanity ..
Now who’s to say what soundness is but webster’s says it’s showing good judgement …... Well I’ll be damneed as defined by webster’s everybody is right I’m totally fuckin insane Goddamnit .,And here I’ve been telling everyone for years they’re the ones who are insane for telling me I’m insane.. I need to write about half a million apology letters now that I’ve discovered the meaning of sanity .. SON OF A BITCH ! Fuck you MR. Webster.
Wow that was entertaining for a couple seconds I suppose.
Random thought who the hell gave webster the right to define sainity and every other word in the english language.
This reminds how a friend of mine inOhio said if she ever had children she would raise them far from civilization and teach them some language of complete gobblygook and then set them free on the world . such exampoles as lets go giddyup in the scrammer and go for a scribamble. Would be as she put it lets go get in the car and go for a ride… I wonder if she’ll ever have children I do belive she’d really go trough with this it’s just the type of sick human being she is. God bless her soul.
I should have known I lost my mind three years ago when I overdosed on speed and LSD and had a five and 1/2 hour discussion with God on the NFL draft. Oh well a prison shrink told me I was just a shining example of sanity which led my brother and mother to think maybe the good doctors own brains where scrambled.
This quite theraputic I’m finding at the moment .Yet again my deepest grattitude to you for making it this far.
O.k for fear of losing this whole peice of gobblygook.(I just posted it ),Which by the way is the title of the first book I ever checked out of a public library(gobblygook) at the age of 3 or 4 with my dad . I never returned it either by the way .I wonder what 27 years of late charges add up to anyway? Who cares anyway I’m sure there may be some neo facist librarian somewhere trying to hunt me down as we speak though. Imagine the look of shock on my face if they ever find me.
How goes the ways of the world .Could my doppleganger be doing exactly what I’m doing right now typing exactly word for word what I’m typing ,and if we ever stumble across each others work will the universe simply implode. This I belive is an excellent question. I’ll have to dig deep into this subject and get back to you at a different date. Does anyone know the facts on dopplegangers if so contact me with the details.
People are going to be shocked because now twice I’ve posted and edited this thing here for reasons of fear of loss and so on and so on.
Again thankyou for making it this far.
I’m a very extroverted yet sometimes introverted human being if that makes sense at all. I guess it must be some sort of personality disorder or something ,but who gives a fuck.
All I know is I’m having tons of fun at the moment and am in a way better mood than when I started this gobbleygook peice here. So I’m sitting here laughing about how great of a joke I am, rather than crying in my preverbial beer. Which I belive is a good thing and recommend it to any one else on the verge of a nervous breakdown ..AMEN
So hold on a moment while I excuse myself for a nicotine num num….........
Never mind I found a peice of nicorette instead. I already told you how it’s the 8th wonder of the world correct. Good I’m glad. This is probally getting way to long for anyy one to read in it’s entirety but hey lets lets see.
I onced fished for wishes out of a well in a town called hell
Just more random bullshite popping in my head. I don’t know why I write it down here perhaps it’s like boogie says it’s random til you write it down then it’s concrete …He belives I’m paving some wonderfully magic road or something like that … Which hey I thank him for ,but I think the good people at Webster’s may say his soundness may not be entirely intact.
So with a little bit of this and that I’ve managed to sew a few paragraphs together which may or not be logical or comprehendable. I guess I’m through here now with this one and again if you made it thiss far thankyou.
I perch atop my pedastal watching the screams of drama queens in oscar worthy performances day in and day out
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I love your stuff – you know that right?
You make me laugh
-Shiara
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Words coming from someone who hasn’t quite gotten the alcohol processed through the liver and is attacked by the insomnia bug. Stream of conscienceness battling the urge to sleep is what I see here and random ideas thrown on paper to get them off the mind. We all have this one time or another. Nice to see someone express it.
Glad I’m past the tampon phase.
Very abstract, but also very confusing.
I know you’re just writing it to kill time and solve your boredom, but some things were just flat out confusing.
However, it doesn’t mean that I wasn’t entertained, which I in fact was. I just was thrown off by the lack of transitioning.
I find this very witty and true, yes i read to the end too.
I think you paint a good image with your thoughts of the town you live in and the mood your in as you type.
Still a few typos, but not to bad there.
Hey we ladies use tampax even if we don’t use lol. Try saying the pill Or femdoms .
I know what you mean by being an extrovert and introvert, i’m the same, I was diagnosed as having border- borderline personality disorder.
I read it because you’re funny and random and cool. Your writing is also rife with quotable quotes! I bet your friend would say your wingdam makes her feel jerklosten and somewhat tribulary.
I thpught that this was a pretty interesting Journalo Entry. I havent quite read anything like it before.. Pretty neat perspectives..
omg this rocks!!!! i like the out look on life you have . i made it all the way threw it and enjoyed every word of it !! if i wasnt laughing at some truth in there then i was thinking “holy shit is this a geinious or just some one who got lucky?” well i dont think its luck but dig it any ways! and not a word was mindless more like mindfull!!lol
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