Limericks / Next time you're in a public can, remember to bring your sharpie

ANd will be ever.  Because I wrote them.  And I don’ fuck around.  Maybe I’ll do some scifi fantasy next.

I am somehow turned on by your obsessive compulsion.  Or maybe it’s the naked chick in your avatar box.  Who knows?  Probably a bit of both.  Maybe I’ll return the favor.  Couldn’t hurt.

Ya sure, thanks for the review quality vote. Dont bother.

Oh yeah, it’s been awhile since me went a- Engish
class,...The ‘the’ in the Mercedes line was done on purpose.  Because of the rythm.  Like I say – 5 minutes work.  I’m gonna have to hold fast to that French tickler bidet line though—it always makes me giggle.  

ANd yeah I finally realized that limmericks have 5 lines traditionally.  Or at all.  SOme time ago.  Actually, this is the ifrst time I;ve been on Urbis in about a year.  

Welcome back, Grapetooth!  (heh, when I first typed that it said “gapetooth”)

You know, Mercedes is also a woman’s first name.  That might be fun!  ;)

MErcedes is indeed a woman’s name.  However, I wouldn’t dare in hell name my daughter the same as a luxury car.  Shit like that goes to kids’ heads.  

Yeah, but it’s better than naming her “Daewoo”, right?

I don’t know….Daewoo is nice.Maybe Kia..Lexus almost certainly assures her a job as a sex worker.  Or at a tanning salon.  Peugot is more of a lil’ boy’s name.  
Volvo, now that’s a feminine name!  Of course, you might want to change the second ‘o’ to an ‘a’, to keep it from confusing people.

That settles it.  I’m naming my first daughter ‘Volva’  after the car.  HEr middle name will be ‘Dorothy’ after Bea Arthur’s character on The ‘Golden Girls’.  

I guess that I’m gonna have to mark your review as helpful now, huh?

Gracias!  :)  Are you gonna name the next one Kia Sophia?

Gracias!  :)  Are you gonna name the next one Kia Sophia?

SHould I have switcherooed the 2nd and 3rd?  Yeah I suppose the third one is the weak link,
it could probably use some doctoring.  This was, at best and at least at the same time, just a happy ejaculation , a Rorshac blot that despite its color is still
asymmetrical….
                                                                

YEah I suppose it does—but then every one of my literary ejaculations has to bear my signature, and in this case, something to keep it from satisfying the status quo as applies to the particular genre.  you understand…
Plus I know to say it in the voice of Frank Zappa or billy Dee Williams when I read it aloud in my head….

I know it’s not your fault, nor is it anyone’s fault who finds some virture in adhering to form, but honestly, and with all due respect, I couldn’t give a briney, crusty goddamn about it.  Traditional values are meant to remain under constant scrutiny by the artist.
If our current world status is a reflection of the laws, fucntions, and theories involving our arts and sciences (and since absolutely everything connects—yes, yes it is), then overhaul is most certainly in order.

And overhaul starts with philosophy -- not grammar and mechanics.  Those can come later -- all they are are elements of fine tuning.  And if the car’s got a cracked block, or a thrown rod, then baby, polishing the knob on the gearshift ain’t gonna do shit but impress the ladies…Fuck the ladies too.  They need an overhaul themselves.  I mean, Usher?  Lil Wayne?  COLDPLAY?  For Jehospahats sake, I’m ranting!  That’s not good, LArry.  That’s not good.

A person after my own heart!  Indeed, this site is wrteched, to put it euphamistically.  No matter how many gimmicks they add to draw in new members, it doesn’t keep the scifi fantasy crowd from trying to write Lord of the Rings over again without anyone noticing. And then there’s the urban poets, pooting out copycat lyrics they heard on mtv and in discos, trying desperately to romanticize their chlamydia and cocaine fueled dysfunctional relationships.  NUTS TO IT!!!
If you want to create something original, first find original thinkers to review it.  The lotto is for suckers.

Well then I guess I don’t have to stick my cock in the lightsocket.  you ain’t half bad either, padna.