Lyrics / Green Eggs and Jam (The Real Story)

Even fuckheads know what I’ve dealt with for years
Like the niggas and the spics and the chinks and the queers
Is the hatred that comes from what everyone fears
It’s got my eyes all fucked up n flowin’ with tears

chorus
Doo wat didy peely ot tot tam
Can I git it sho looks good Got ham!!
biddily diddilly diddilly dee got to make this ma’am
Bring me up 3 servings Green eggs n jam

You walk through a neighborhood you get your ass kicked
You talk to a girl she takes your dough you’re a trick
The Klan wants to fuck your ass up with a brick
You know what I say is to “S_ M_ D_!!”

chorus
Doo wat didy peely ot tot tam
Can I git it sho looks good Got ham!!
biddily diddilly diddilly dee got to make this ma’am
Bring me up 3 servings Green eggs n jam

I ain’t got no pizzazz I ain’t got no fillow (flow)
All I want is ma jazz n big fluffy pillow
A young girl in the park gettin’ krunked by a willow
La mota is “Man!!!” and I’m gittin’ 3 millow (better than 2 mellow)

chorus
Doo wat didy peely ot tot tam
Can I git it sho looks good Got ham!!
biddily diddilly diddilly dee got to make this ma’am
Bring me up 3 servings Green eggs n jam

But because I’m so old I cain’t git no good action
Got no cash in ma hand so there’s no satisfaction
The police got ma name got to stay off the track so (like the beaten path)
If they catch me I’ll be on the ward up in traction

chorus
Doo wat didy peely ot tot tam
Can I git it sho looks good Got ham!!
biddily diddilly diddilly dee got to make this ma’am
Bring me up 3 servings Green eggs n jam

Stupid old man livin’ out in the street
Got a link card n bus pass every week (actually the link is perm it’s the pass I get everyweek)
Young girls think I’m crazy but I’m just an old freak
Stick your booty in my face I’ll lick that cheek

chorus
Doo wat didy peely ot tot tam
Can I git it sho looks good Got ham!!
biddily diddilly diddilly dee got to make this ma’am
Bring me up 3 servings Green eggs n jam

repeat chorus and fade

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October 22, 2007

radar

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radar reviewed Version 1 - Read 100%% of the Item

Well, I did feel the pain. The character is in a very sad situation and is trying to deal with it as best he can. I didn’t understand a lot of it (3 millow--even with the translation) but I do understand that this person is hurting very badly. You conveyed that very well. Don’t give up--keep writing.